Wills Problem

<Kill-Will> …can i speak about something serious for a mo'?
<Muntron> Depends
<Muntron> Do I have to be here?
<killersteak> muntron… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-gs1o79KW4
<Kill-Will> yes
<Muntron> fine then make it quick because im sleepy
<killersteak> muntron, what has your people done?!?!
<killersteak> aaaaaaaaagh!!

• Blues is slowly tuning out

<killersteak> holy crap, what is that?!?1
<killersteak> its worse than chibilly!
<Kill-Will> theres this girl i know, she's a lovely person and all, but she's absolutely obsessed with me… she speaks to me on msn every day and says she loves me and wants to be with me forever, all that shit, theres just one problam…
<killersteak> awell, no one else is reacting
<Kill-Will> she's my cousin
<killersteak> shes a he?!
<killersteak> oh
<Blues> stop sending her your naked pics then
<Kill-Will> and i dunno what to do… she's 100% serious
<killersteak> thats… move to tasmania, im sure youll be very happy together there
<Muntron> woah woah woah woah
<Muntron> like a
<Blues> i cant stop laughing
<Muntron> a close relative?
<Kill-Will> my mums sisters daughter
<Kill-Will> cousin
<Muntron> well first off Will
<Muntron> NO.
<Muntron> secondly
<Muntron> BLOCK HER.
<Kill-Will> if i block her she'll be told so by her other family who all have me added aswell, and my whole family will hate me
<Muntron> No
<Muntron> they'll say
<Muntron> "Thank god Will didn't FUCK his cousin"
<Blues> wow hated for not getting in on the incest
<Kill-Will> she would never admit it
<Kill-Will> i dont think they know
<Blues> you keep logs?
<Kill-Will> no…
<Kill-Will> i really should… that would help
<Blues> yes, yes it would
<Muntron> Get some logs
<Muntron> and beat her to death with them
<Kill-Will> D;
<killersteak> :X
<Kill-Will> brb
<killersteak> thats a worse situation than the footrot flats musical in which no one cared to look at
<Blues> or just bone her and let her experience what a dissapointment youd be in the sack and she gets over it fast
<killersteak> or have demento babies
<killersteak> maybe that cousin stereotype is better suited to WA then…
<Muntron> I was thinking she'd be some distant cousin
<Blues> "um…er *voice squeaks* is it in yet cous?"
<killersteak> all that opium
<killersteak> XD
<Muntron> then it wouldn't be all that horrifying
<Blues> its clear wills been laying on the charm
<killersteak> *laying out the penis
<Blues> he wouldnt get far with that
<killersteak> hmm
<Blues> we havent asked the more possibly horrifying question of how old is she?
<Muntron> 25 year old divorced housewife named Lashanda
<killersteak> beverly willbillys
<Blues> lashanda-siouix Willykins
<killersteak> lol
<Blues> why would he tell us?
<Muntron> because he knows how sensitive we are to his feelings
<Blues> ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
<Muntron> ahahahabahebahaananahahahaahaha
<killersteak> he.
<Kill-Will> muntron: she's 17 days younger than me
<Kill-Will> i mean blues*
<Kill-Will> :S
<Blues> how did it come about?
<Blues> sex emotes?
<killersteak> <3
<Muntron> O<3
<Kill-Will> umm no…
<Muntron> (.y.)
<Muntron> (_;_)
<killersteak> lol
<Blues> then how did it happen?
<Muntron> "That cake your aunty made was delicious, I'm drooling for some right now 8D~~~~"
<Muntron> my*
<Blues> "Will is in the msn hizzle says: Hi cuz B=====D"
<Muntron> your mother*
<Muntron> I dont know how to put it.
<Muntron> I know how Will likes to put it though
<Kill-Will> i dunno really…
<Muntron> In his cousin.
<Kill-Will> ahaha
<Kill-Will> no.
<Muntron> but seriously dude
<Kill-Will> she won some singing competition ages ago and i spent a lot of time with her
<Muntron> You have to tell her it's not going to go anywhere
<Muntron> unless you want it to go somewhere, in which case
<Muntron> give us all the disgusting details
<Muntron> so we can giggling
<Muntron> giggle*
<killersteak> :D
<Blues> i havent stopped giggling yet
<Kill-Will> yeah but i dont want her to stop talking to be completely, i love her non-sexually
<Muntron> are you SURE she thinks about you in that kind of way
<Blues> "Lashanda: I love my willykins sexually just signed in"
<Kill-Will> pretty damn sure… apparently (according to my mother) she spoke to my mother and asked if it was okay… my mum then proceeded to come in and say "go for it"
<Kill-Will> … i didnt speak to her for days
<Muntron> what the fuck
<Muntron> your family KNOWS>
<Muntron> ?*
<Kill-Will> only my mum
<Kill-Will> we dont live close to any other family
<Blues> O_O
<Muntron> is your mother fucking crazy by any chance?
<Kill-Will> except for me and my mum, all the rewst of my family is in england
<Kill-Will> yes.
<Kill-Will> her words were "you know, theres nothing really wrong with marrying your cousin, some countries its allowed and accepted"
<Kill-Will> i just gave her a funny look and she left
<killersteak> havent genetics proven that you get messed up kids though?
<Kill-Will> yeah, immediate family can result in a 114% increase in borth defects
<Kill-Will> or something
<Kill-Will> there i go pretending i know shit
<killersteak> google it
<killersteak> not the defects thing, the cousin love thing
<Blues> will has it bookmarked
<killersteak> oh ok
<Kill-Will> :D
<Kill-Will> no.
<Blues> now what happened in this lots of time together that sparked this lovefest? truth or dare?
<Kill-Will> nnno…
<Kill-Will> iunno, maybe i just gave her the wrong impression
<Blues> well playing 2 person spin the bottle will do that
<Muntron> maybe you could try setting her up with someone else
<Muntron> you know like…not in your family.
<Kill-Will> she's in england
<Kill-Will> …
<Kill-Will> im going over there in a years time, thats why she;s started talking up about this
<Muntron> Well I can only see one other way to make a decision
<Muntron> Is she hot?
<Kill-Will> yes.
<Muntron> DO IT.
<Kill-Will> what happened to "NO"?
<Muntron> You never mentioned she was hot
<Kill-Will> asking if i should go for it wasnt what i asked, i dont want to do it, i asked what i should do about it
<Muntron> Tell her you're gay
<Blues> tell her it isnt going to happen?
<Kill-Will> muntron…
<Kill-Will> youre a genious
<Blues> this is really a simple solution
<Muntron> So are you telling her you're gay?
<Kill-Will> its better than any idea i could come up with
<Muntron> Being gay isn't half as embarassing as admitting you had cousin love.
<Kill-Will> ill use it as a last resort
<killersteak> "im not gay, but im willing to learn"
<Kill-Will> dont have cousin love, i have a cousin who loves
<Blues> who loves to think about you getting it on
<Blues> and having chiwillys running around your british estate
<killersteak> lol
<Kill-Will> damniut blues stop scarring me
<Muntron> XD Chiwillys
<Blues> why didnt you tell her you 100% were not interested from the get go?
<Blues> were you hoping a test would come in the mail saying she isnt your cuz?
<Kill-Will> i told her i didnt think it was a good idea
<killersteak> is she on msn atm?
<TheDoctor> oh will, don't be stupid
<Blues> holy fuck man, that isnt the kind of thing you be broad about
<TheDoctor> nobody could love you
<Muntron> "VERDICKZ: ANTCHA CUZZIN" "Phew what a relief"
<killersteak> hehe
<Kill-Will> nah she's logged off right now
<killersteak> aww
<Muntron> I only see one way out of this Will
<Muntron> I pose as a 15 year old
<Muntron> and seduce her
<Muntron> then we meet up for rape
<Muntron> well, we could take out the rape part
<Blues> "willzle is in the msn hizzle says: hey cuz I got the test back" "Willzle is in the… is trying to send "willzpeniz.jpeg" accept?"
<Muntron> but then you'd have to pay me
<killersteak> meet up? thats expensive rape
<Kill-Will> why would i call a test willzpeniz?
<TheDoctor> …

• Muntron face palms

<TheDoctor> nobody could love you because you're so DUMB.
<Kill-Will> :D
<killersteak> not even someone dumber?
<Blues> you're mum only wants to set you two up cos she knows you dont have a chance with anyone else
<killersteak> dumb enough to want a cousin sexually?
<TheDoctor> there IS nobody dumber, steak
<Kill-Will> i was waiting for someone to say what blues said
<killersteak> :P
<Kill-Will> well done for finally getting there
<killersteak> brb
<Blues> i was gonna say it a while ago if it makes you feel better
<Muntron> actually he did already and we laughed in private about it
<Muntron> though, it was funnier the second time
<Blues> thats cos will was around for it
<Muntron> hehe yeah
<Blues> its like us smoking cigars at him and blowing the smoke in his face now
<Kill-Will> you converse privately about me? im flattered…
<Muntron> you should be
<Muntron> <Muntron> maybe he's like that guy off the goonies
<Muntron> <Muntron> "BAAABBYY"
<Muntron> <Blues> SLOTHHHHH!
<Blues> so far this is topic of the year
<Blues> now its just waiting for what tops it
<Blues> will getting married to his cuz online maybe
<Muntron> in WoW
<Kill-Will> i gave fellatio to my dead dog the other day
<Blues> can me and munt be the best men for the wedding, it would be awkward if you had to choose
<Kill-Will> that good enough?
<Blues> no
<Kill-Will> picky prick
<Blues> that's like trying to make a meme by force
<Kill-Will> a forced meme? nevar…

• Retrieving #drunkduck modes…
• Blues changes topic to 'Wills cuz has incestfever!'

<Kill-Will> in was waiting for that aswell…
<Kill-Will> i*
<Kill-Will> blues is on the ball
<Kill-Will> and predictable
<Blues> i was just gonna quote you for it
<Kill-Will> ill make it easier than
<Kill-Will> My cousin is in love with me…
<Kill-Will> there you go

• Muntron has left #drunkduck
• Muntron has joined #drunkduck
• ChanServ sets mode: +o Muntron

<Blues> it was better when you made it sound like an issue you didnt know what to do about it

• Muntron changes topic to '<Kill-Will> I had sex with my cousin… - WILL HAS INCESTFEVER!'

<Kill-Will> i didnt… the only thing you guys have given me to pretend im gay
<Blues> like if we left you to your own devices you wouldve hooked up with her
<Blues> i said to tell her you arent interested
<Blues> straight out tell her you dont want her that way ever
<Muntron> Tell her you wear womens clothes sometimes
<Blues> or are you afraid you'll hurt her cuzlovin feelings?
<Kill-Will> yes
<Kill-Will> she;s very sensitive
<Kill-Will> iunno, you guys are internetz, it doesnt matter what you think of me
<Kill-Will> cant talk about it with anyone here in real life
<Blues> yet you still tell us
<Kill-Will> yeah, i tell you because it doesnt matter
<Kill-Will> i wonder what simon thinks
<Muntron> he'll be like
<Blues> im guessing you're in this situation cos you were too worried about stopping things way earlier on
<Muntron> "DO IT DO IT GO FOR IT GO GO GO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR!"
<Blues> cos i doubt your mum said go for it an hour ago
<Kill-Will> she didnt say it an hour ago… i didnt say that did i?
<Kill-Will> she said it weeks ago
<Kill-Will> moths, even
<Kill-Will> months
<Blues> thats what I meant, she didnt just say it so its not like its only an issue now
<Kill-Will> and yes youre right, i am in this situation because i didnt do anything early on
<Muntron> I only see two ways you can do this
<Kill-Will> its not JUST an issue now, i never said that either
<Muntron> 1. Lie to her
<killersteak> though muntron does know your last name
<Muntron> 2. Tell her the truth
<Kill-Will> i can guess 3
<Muntron> I said there are only two ways
<Kill-Will> oh..
<Muntron> XD
<killersteak> pretend youve already got a gf
<Kill-Will> "3. Secks."
<killersteak> suspend the realm of believability
<Blues> so you dug your own hole and your telling us, then telling us you dont care what we say anyway and then ignore that i told you for a reasonable solution and then pass it off as you cant tell her cos shes sensitive and you might break her incestlovin heart
<Blues> shed know will is lying bout the gf
<killersteak> bf then
<Muntron> Why don't you just start telling her about some girl that you've been hanging out with
<Kill-Will> i knew you guys would get a laugh from it, and at the same time you might give me some insight… why do you have to complicate everything blues? youre putting too much effort into this
<Muntron> and then later be all
<Muntron> "I LOVE HER SO MUCH"
<Blues> cos you clearly didnt just want laughs, i gave you a decent suggestion, it isnt that complicated
<TheDoctor> I have an easier solution
<TheDoctor> okay
<TheDoctor> here's what you do
<TheDoctor> bang your cousin
<Blues> besides i doubt youd bring it up here if it was mainly for laughs
<TheDoctor> and never call
<Kill-Will> :D
<TheDoctor> problem solved.
<Blues> *if i was here
<Kill-Will> the doctor takes the gold from muntron
<Muntron> no he doesnt
<Kill-Will> it wasnt mainyl for lauhgs, it was half for laughs
<Blues> will prefers the thought of banging her over pretending to be gay

• TheDoctor sets mode: -o Muntron
• Muntron sells the gold for a +5 shirt of ass kicking

<TheDoctor> yes.
<TheDoctor> I do.
<Muntron> bang her, then tell her you're gay, then never call.
<Kill-Will> muntron steals it back
<killersteak> suicide
<Kill-Will> steak gets the last place ribbon
<TheDoctor> bang her mother, never call
<Blues> steaks solution solves the chats problems, but what about his cuz
<Kill-Will> the doctor gets disqualified
<TheDoctor> fine
<TheDoctor> more for me
<Blues> bang your mum?
<Kill-Will> blues gets arrested
<Kill-Will> for usage of steroids
<Kill-Will> then kills himself in prison
<Kill-Will> then gets raped by 5 inmates
<Blues> your tale falls apart at the point where you think i need steroids

• Blues benchpresses will in two

Session Time: Sat Feb 02 00:00:00 2008
<Muntron> and Blues can't be raped

• Blues mails the top half of will to his cuz

<Blues> then bribes her to mail the bottom half
<Muntron> he doesn't have a butthole, his body doesn't produce solid waste because it uses everything for energy to power his gigantic muscles.
<Kill-Will> Hot.
<Blues> it all burns up when it hits my mighty furnace
<Muntron> We all know Blues eats coal and pees liquid diamond
<Blues> i didnt even see that munt changed the topic
<Blues> how long have you known about the cuz thing?
<Kill-Will> couple months
<Blues> now you know you'll hurt her feelings even more the longer you let it go on unchallenged right?
<Kill-Will> yeah…
<Kill-Will> it just occured to me that it would be better to tell her in person when i go over there
<Kill-Will> just its probably too long
<Blues> …
<Muntron> That'd probably just ruin your whole trip to england
<Blues> anything that is not telling her as soon as it came up is too long
<Kill-Will> uit came up gradually, at first i thought she was just showing affection, then just joking… i dunno when it started
<TheDoctor> "I think it was the time she showed affection by putting her mouth on my penis"
<Blues> "willzle in the hizzle says: hehe I love you too cuz ;p"
<Kill-Will> well yeah…
<Muntron> "Lashandasclit.jpg sending complete"
<Blues> i need to be up in 4 and a half hours for work but this is still too funny
<Muntron> I was ment to go to bed an hour and a half ago
<Blues> what is your current plan to fix it?
<Kill-Will> do nothing and hope it goes away
<Muntron> she's not a rash Will
<Blues> dammit muntron you beat me to it
<Muntron> teehee
<Blues> i hope you're kidding will
<Kill-Will> …
<Kill-Will> i hope youre joking inasking me that
<Blues> that doesnt even make sense
<Muntron> I hope the Joker is fairly represented in the new Batman
<Kill-Will> eh?
<Blues> dont we all
<Muntron> otherwise Heath can just go re-die
<Blues> will its almost like you're letting it linger cos youd prefer to have her showing you affection rather than you stopping it which is the logical solution from the beginning
<Kill-Will> blues youre definately teking this too seriously… next time she comes on i plan on telling her i have a girlfriend, if she asks me why i didnt tell her before going out with her or something about her love, ill tell her that it wont work out as gently as possible, happy?
<Muntron> or just cut the crap and tell her straight out that you don't like the idea of incest
<Blues> you're taking it way too lightly, that is the worst fucking plan in where im pretty sure she'll be able to tell you're lying cos your mum will know
<Kill-Will> eh, ill just tell my mum what i'm doing, she knows i dont really want anything to happen
<Blues> yet she says go for it
<Muntron> Your mother clearly doesn't give a crap
<Kill-Will> she knows i dont want to blues
<Blues> and shes made absolutely no attempt to stop it
<Kill-Will> she didnt think i minded
<Kill-Will> she now knows i do mind
<Kill-Will> ergo will go with what i want to do
<Blues> pfft its not like we can stop you from going with a fucking stupid idea, at least tell us when it turns into a flaming wreck as it will
<Kill-Will> ok, night blues, have good dreams and whatnot
<Blues> "oh shit guyz, my cuz cut her wrists cos i told her i hads a gf"
<Muntron> night Will
<Kill-Will> im not goin to bed, blues is
<Kill-Will> right? please for the love of god
<Blues> not right now i am
<Kill-Will> …
<Blues> *i'm not
<Blues> this is like watching someone aim the titantic at an iceberg
<Blues> "maybe the iceberg will melt in time"
<Muntron> It's like saving a horribly deformed child only to find out they will die in two weeks from a brain tumor.
<killersteak> dont tell her you had a girlfriend all along
<killersteak> tell her its someone you recently met
<Blues> the gf plan is stupid
<Muntron> yeah drop the girlfriend thing
<Muntron> It's simple dude
<killersteak> make up a myspace for the fake one
<Blues> telling her the truth will hurt a lot less
<Muntron> just tell her straight out
<killersteak> with all "i love will" messages on it
<Muntron> "I don't like the idea of an incestuous relationship"
<killersteak> then a facebook
<Muntron> bam , done, ended.
<Blues> steaks offering to send i love will msgs
<killersteak> no he can do it himself
<killersteak> unless you cant have two accounts on facebook
<killersteak> in which i wouldnt help out at all
<killersteak> you sleep in your own mud

• killersteak goes back to cursing at super demo world

<Muntron> This blows
<Muntron> I'm going to bed
<Blues> i like the fact when you have people offering you honest solutions to not fucking it up you ignore them, i dont care if you fuck up cos youve had plenty of chances to fix it but its a shitty thing for you to leave your cuz like that without telling her you simply cant do it
<Blues> night munt
<Muntron> night Blues

• Muntron is now known as MunAFK

<killersteak> sirc didnt gather many comments today…
<MunAFK> I'll comment tomorrow
<killersteak> usually ive got more than 2 by this time
<Blues> "I…er…I have a girlfriend…yeah the one i never brought up…til now…her name is sheila mcfakenameiston…she lives in…fakesville…hope you understand, if it wasnt for her you and I could be together forevers"
<killersteak> thats why i said tell her you just someone at the bar last night
<Blues> will cant go to a bar
<killersteak> and you boned her and love and had her babies
<Blues> "I meet her during the lunchtime meal"
<killersteak> hey, shes in england, they can go into the bar at whatever age there
<Blues> will isnt in england
<killersteak> im aware of that
<killersteak> im saying that she wouldnt know that its any different in australia
<Blues> he starts lying she will catch wind of it and it'll be worse off than simply telling her
<killersteak> thats when you say "haha, i was having you on, april fools"
<Blues> he couldnt even come up with a decent way to tell her to back off, you think he's gonna create a believable gf?
<killersteak> ooh, or or or, act oblivious to her act
<killersteak> play hard to get
<Blues> and if you go on that im thinking about it too much will I will kick you so hard you'll wind up logged into #zebralovers on reconnect

• killersteak checks if thats a room

<killersteak> #zebralovers No such channel
<Blues> cos if this is a serious issue for you you need to look at it a lot more seriously
<killersteak> yeah, look at suicide options n such
<killersteak> or or or
<killersteak> fake your death
<Blues> well if you fuck your cuz about and shes a zany teenager like yourself last thing you want is her running to her tub with some chemical romance playing as she looks for some razors
<killersteak> you know i can swear wills told the room his last name before
<killersteak> since he was whining about his initials
<Blues> at the moment im guessing Will Copouterson
<Blues> or Will CockfaceMcgee
<Kill-Will> wow… blues really hates me…
<TheDoctor> najh
<TheDoctor> nah
<Kill-Will> it's Westlake.
<TheDoctor> It's Will Manjina
<Blues> no, im trying to stop you from doing something stupid will
<Kill-Will> thatsd my middle name
<TheDoctor> WILL
<TheDoctor> FUCK
<TheDoctor> YOUR
<TheDoctor> COUSIN
<Kill-Will> IM OLD ENOUGH TO MAKE MY OWN DECISIONS! YOURE NOT MY REAL DAD!
<killersteak> dna proved his mum was his real dad
<Blues> your real dad is busy making out with your aunty
<killersteak> hehe
<TheDoctor> all this talk about will's father makes me want to watch Star Wars
<killersteak> hah
<killersteak> a
<killersteak> :/
<killersteak> *hah
<killersteak> **haha
<Kill-Will> hahaha?
<TheDoctor> he he he!
<killersteak> i keep pressing enter too early
<TheDoctor> he does it in bed too
<killersteak> i am in bed, yes
<Kill-Will> lapytop?
<killersteak> uhuh
<Kill-Will> damnit, now that the drama has died down theres no more chat…
<Kill-Will> someone else talk about something controversial
<killersteak> quick, go slap your mom or something
<Kill-Will> …mom?
<killersteak> with your ball sack
<Kill-Will> you gone american on me steak?
<Blues> there was drama?
<Blues> will already turkeyslaps his mum to sleep everynight
<Blues> shes out like a light
<killersteak> hmmm
<Kill-Will> when blues talks its drama… he's like the drama KIng
<TheDoctor> FORSOOTH
<killersteak> its topics like this that make me wish irc was still going
<Blues> a will loves his cousin arc?
<killersteak> one of strips would be better
<killersteak> *one off
<Blues> oooh bet you wanted me to make some comment about what happened to irc will
<killersteak> wha?
<killersteak> what happened?
<Kill-Will> eh?
<Kill-Will> what happened to irc will?
<Kill-Will> did he die?
<killersteak> ???////?/??
<killersteak> dodgy shift key
<Blues> stop cumming on the keyboard steak
<killersteak> hehe, sticky keys
<Blues> at least chisel out the hardened semen messing with the shift key
<killersteak> k
<Kill-Will> why does me-me always vote 3?
<killersteak> cos hes a hard to please son of a bitch
<killersteak> though i guess the recent strips havent been 5 hilarious
<killersteak> if he gives a 5 to the one with him in it i wont be happy
<Blues> meme studies the comic for at least 3 hours before putting up a score
<Kill-Will> meme faps to the comic before giving it a score*
<Blues> why do you think he takes 3 hours
<killersteak> usually he comments within the hour of it going up
Session Close: Sat Feb 02 01:01:52 2008

Session Start: Sat Feb 02 01:01:52 2008
Session Ident: #drunkduck

• Disconnected
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• Topic is '<Kill-Will> I had sex with my cousin… - WILL HAS INCESTFEVER!'
• Set by Muntron!ksmh.zn.828d6ac6.yawetag-labolg.mocelet-dnabdaorb.7496068f|cuf_eyeder#ksmh.zn.828d6ac6.yawetag-labolg.mocelet-dnabdaorb.7496068f|cuf_eyeder on Fri Feb 01 23:49:44
• ChanServ sets mode: +o Blues

<Blues> not enough drama

• killersteak pushes blues

<Blues> that's boring drama

• killersteak gives blues aids

<Blues> simons comic gave all of aids already

• killersteak performs hamlet

<Blues> hamlet doesnt cure aids
<killersteak> no, its drama
<Blues> i just read up again and im laughing so hard im crying again

• killersteak hooks blues' eyes open and makes him watch 'days of our lives'

<killersteak> hehe
<Kill-Will> thats cruel… even for blues
<Blues> who needs soap operas when will is about
<killersteak> <Blues> not enough drama
<killersteak> hurry up and make better than irc so you can be the new irc
<killersteak> we need a comic that can stay on top of these issues
<Blues> well tonight helped with some ideas
<killersteak> …will tonight or well tonight i ?
<Blues> well tonight, although it was partially due to will
<killersteak> i see
<killersteak> if sirc was gonna do it, itd take a few weeks
<Blues> by then wills cuz will have found someone outside of the family
<killersteak> exactly
<Kill-Will> so… what? you want me to prolong it so you have material?
<Blues> although will will be heartbroken and moping about
<Blues> nah, you dont have to force it, its better when it just happens
<killersteak> im trying to get blues to hurry up and work with it while its fresh
<Kill-Will> blues, why dont you do a comic?

• killersteak changes topic to '<Kill-Will> I had sex with my cousin… - WILL HAS INCESTFEVER! Will incests (insists) rumours are false, more at 6.'

<Blues> i plan to later on when i dont have to be up at 4:30 in the morning for work, which is why i have to go now
<killersteak> whens later? saturday?
<Blues> sunday if you're lucky
<killersteak> or you work weekends too?
<killersteak> oh
<killersteak> ok
<Blues> half a day on sat
<killersteak> well, cya
<Blues> night
<Kill-Will> finally…
<Blues> dont worry, it'll be fresh on our minds tomorrow will
<killersteak> hehe

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<Kill-Will> i dot care, i just need a break from you
<Blues> you all out of tears?
<Kill-Will> yes, poinko will definately enjoy it
<Kill-Will> im all out of patience
<killersteak> patience for what?1
<Kill-Will> blues
<killersteak> :/
<Blues> i didnt make you tell the chat that your cuz is lusting for some willwilly
<killersteak> lol
<Blues> if i was on 4chan thered be badly done paint pictures up already
<Kill-Will> 4chan would just assume copypasta
<killersteak> instead we have to wait for the sunday edition comic…
<Blues> i wasnt really planning on a one comic, it would be something ongoing
<Blues> i'll see what i can do
<Kill-Will> the saga if will?
<Kill-Will> of*
<Kill-Will> i say once again.. . too much effort blues
<Blues> no, youve gotten enough attention from your incestfest
<Kill-Will> ou
<Blues> it would be something minor, little effort at all
<killersteak> lol
<Kill-Will> do a comic about pirates
<killersteak> something ongoing, not a saga, with minimal effort
<Blues> "<Kill-Will> HEY GUYS, I didn't know who to tell but….Michael Jackson raped me"
<killersteak> michael jackson.. hes too overdone to be funny
<killersteak> what about that british comedian who was in that psychiatry comedy show recently
<Blues> i dunno
<killersteak> and was found in possession of cp
<killersteak> thats hilariously obscure
<Blues> will only took those pics a day ago too
<killersteak> oh
<Kill-Will> what are you on about?

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<killersteak> me or i?
<Blues> i was hinting that you're still a kid
<killersteak> oh
<killersteak> 16, he can drive a car
<Kill-Will> indeed i can
<Blues> yet he cant tell his cuz he doesnt want her
<killersteak> :P
<Blues> you can relax now will cos im off to bed
<killersteak> chow
<Blues> but know that I will be back on again soon
<Kill-Will> cya
<Blues> night