…
(3:24:04 PM) poinko: he was in 8mm which also had peter stormare who was dracula in an animated 'the batman' movie who also had tom kenny as the penguin who was in the new transformers series with mark hammill who was in 'the oblongs with will ferrell who was on saturday night live that was hosted by kevin bacon!
(3:24:18 PM) poinko: ta da! :D
(3:27:49 PM) O_o: psh. amature. he was in 8MM with nicholas cage who was in matchstick men with sam rockwell who was in the green mile with tom hanks who was in apollo 13 with kevin bacon.
(3:27:56 PM) O_o: damn. that was even too long…
(3:28:03 PM) poinko: D:
(3:28:04 PM) O_o: let me think some more
(3:28:16 PM) FyreHyde: amateur*
15:40
(3:41:08 PM) O_o: ahah… got it. 8MM with nick cage, who was in adaptation with meryl streep who was in the river wild with kevin bacon
(3:41:56 PM) FyreHyde: k
(3:41:57 PM) FyreHyde: got it
(3:42:03 PM) FyreHyde: ah
(3:42:04 PM) FyreHyde: bastards
(3:42:25 PM) FyreHyde: oh wait…how many degrees do I have
(3:42:26 PM) FyreHyde: let's see
(3:42:45 PM) O_o: i did actor link link bacon
(3:43:12 PM) FyreHyde: he was in Mimic with F. Murray Abraham who was in Looking for Richard with Aidan Quinn who was in Cavedweller with Kevin Bacon
(3:43:25 PM) FyreHyde: guess that's still three
(3:43:32 PM) FyreHyde: actor link?
(3:43:33 PM) O_o: yep
(3:43:52 PM) FyreHyde: don't know what that is
(3:44:00 PM) O_o: huh?
(3:44:11 PM) TheDoctor: Kevin Bacon, Sinbad. Go.
(3:44:45 PM) poinko: heh
(3:44:54 PM) FyreHyde: haha
(3:45:22 PM) poinko: that shouldnt be too hard, actually
(3:45:50 PM) TheDoctor: it isn't
(3:48:43 PM) poinko: try kevin bacon with ronjeremy
15:50
(3:51:00 PM) FyreHyde: ron jeremy was in boondock saints
(3:51:06 PM) FyreHyde: so it just adds one to the previous guy
(3:51:48 PM) TheDoctor: Ron Jeremy was in 52 Pick-up with Kelly Preston. Kelly Preston was in Death Sentence with Kevin Bacon.
(3:52:06 PM) FyreHyde: sinbad was in meteor man with james earl jones who was in scorchers with faye dunaway who was in the Two Jakes with Eli Wallach who was in Mystic River with kevin bacon
(3:52:30 PM) TheDoctor: pfft.
(3:52:34 PM) TheDoctor: You can make that shorter
(3:52:46 PM) poinko: wow
(3:52:47 PM) poinko: okay, how about….
(3:52:57 PM) O_o: that's what i was thinking
(3:53:30 PM) FyreHyde: it was only four
(3:53:51 PM) O_o: he was in the coneheads with dan akroyd, blues brothers, john belushi, animal house kevin bacon
(3:54:06 PM) TheDoctor: Sinbad was in Cuttin the Mustard with Ernest Harden junior, who was Rails and Ties with Kevin Bacon
(3:54:08 PM) poinko: ron livingston
(3:54:21 PM) poinko: that ones probably too easy too
(3:54:27 PM) O_o: who the fuck is ernest harden junior?
(3:54:33 PM) FyreHyde: i still can't find this actor link y'all are cheating with
(3:54:54 PM) O_o: mine was all stars
(3:55:06 PM) TheDoctor: he mostly does TV shit
(3:55:07 PM) O_o: well… except for sinbad :D
(3:55:41 PM) TheDoctor: ACtually
(3:56:16 PM) TheDoctor: ron livingston is in Rails and Ties, actually
(3:56:53 PM) FyreHyde: OH GOD WHAT HAVE WE STARTED
(3:57:40 PM) FyreHyde: How about
(3:57:44 PM) FyreHyde: Michael Caine
(3:58:03 PM) TheDoctor: eeeeaassy
(3:58:07 PM) O_o: i can't even find a movie called rails and ties
(3:58:28 PM) FyreHyde: it's a 2007 bacon movie, ran
(3:58:30 PM) O_o: oh. there it is
(3:58:34 PM) FyreHyde: don't forget he's still making films
(3:58:52 PM) poinko: okay, how's this
(3:58:53 PM) TheDoctor: Michael Caine was in Flawless with Demi Moore who was in A Few Good Men with Kevin Bacon
(3:59:03 PM) TheDoctor: :/
(3:59:21 PM) O_o: i'm rusty.
(3:59:38 PM) O_o: i also haven't seen films like flawless :/
(3:59:57 PM) TheDoctor: I haven't seen most of them, I just watch a lot of previews
16:00
(4:00:27 PM) poinko: kevin bacon and colleen clinkenbeard
(4:00:34 PM) O_o: *got really fast at checking my magic actor movie website
(4:00:47 PM) TheDoctor: …
(4:00:51 PM) O_o: :D
(4:00:55 PM) TheDoctor: who the fuck is colleen clinkenbeard?
(4:00:58 PM) poinko: she was in a movie, it counts
(4:01:18 PM) poinko: she's a voice actor
(4:01:34 PM) TheDoctor: alright
(4:01:56 PM) TheDoctor: give me a minute, I'll try and link her to a screen actor at least, shouldn't be too hard
(4:02:05 PM) O_o: oh fuck. i didn't even think of voice acting…
(4:02:12 PM) poinko: :3
(4:02:58 PM) TheDoctor: Okay
(4:02:59 PM) TheDoctor: got it
(4:03:11 PM) poinko: :o
(4:03:12 PM) O_o: it's all anime
(4:03:18 PM) FyreHyde: voice acting is not that hard
(4:03:31 PM) FyreHyde: because kevin bacon and charlie sheen/mark hamil are pretty easy
(4:03:55 PM) FyreHyde: plus james earl jones does voice acting
(4:04:14 PM) FyreHyde: along with guest spots on the simpsons by everybody and their cow
(4:04:18 PM) TheDoctor: Clinkenbeard was in Spider Riders with Julie Lemieux, who was in Khaled with Michelle duquet, who was in Three Men and a Baby with Michael Burgess who was in Death Sentence with Bacon
(4:04:20 PM) TheDoctor: FUCK
(4:04:22 PM) TheDoctor: YES.
(4:04:31 PM) poinko: wow
(4:04:41 PM) poinko: i'm impressed
(4:04:52 PM) O_o: i would have had to look all that up
(4:04:54 PM) poinko: almost to the point where i'd let you fuck me
(4:05:18 PM) O_o: frankly i was hoping she was in kiki's delivery service because kirsten dunst isn't too hard either
(4:05:24 PM) O_o: but she wasn't :/
(4:05:35 PM) TheDoctor: she's in all those low grade shit mostly
(4:05:41 PM) TheDoctor: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spider_Riders
(4:05:41 PM) O_o: yeah
(4:05:45 PM) TheDoctor: see: spider riders :/
(4:05:47 PM) O_o: one piece, dbz
(4:05:49 PM) poinko: bleh, spider riders
(4:07:16 PM) O_o: fuck.
(4:07:30 PM) FyreHyde: k
(4:07:37 PM) FyreHyde: Jackie Chan to Kevin Bacon
(4:07:47 PM) O_o: ha.
(4:07:57 PM) FyreHyde: but you're not allowed to use around the world in 80 days
(4:08:00 PM) poinko: like thats hard
(4:08:02 PM) TheDoctor: hmmm
16:10
(4:10:25 PM) TheDoctor: okay
(4:11:46 PM) TheDoctor: Jackie Chan was in Burn Hollywood Burn with Billy Bob Thornton, who was in The Man Who Wasn't There with Jennifer Jason Leigh who was in In The Cut with KEVIN MOTHERFUCKING BACON
(4:11:49 PM) TheDoctor: SUCK
(4:11:50 PM) TheDoctor: MY
(4:11:51 PM) TheDoctor: ASS
(4:12:26 PM) FyreHyde: lol
(4:12:26 PM) O_o: there's got to be a quicker one
(4:12:31 PM) TheDoctor: probably
(4:13:02 PM) SimonitroXLR left the room (quit: ).
(4:13:55 PM) FyreHyde: i have another
(4:13:59 PM) FyreHyde: if you want it
(4:14:05 PM) TheDoctor: go nuts
(4:14:40 PM) FyreHyde: zooey deschanel
(4:15:07 PM) TheDoctor: Zooey Deschanel is in all of my wet dreams and sometimes I dream about jackie chan
(4:15:13 PM) FyreHyde: lol
(4:15:16 PM) poinko: score
(4:15:31 PM) TheDoctor: Shit
(4:15:36 PM) TheDoctor: I don't know a lot of stuff with her in it
(4:15:37 PM) FyreHyde: i actually meant to kevin bacon but I retract it due to the fact that I forgot sam rockwell was in hithhiker's
(4:15:59 PM) FyreHyde: so yeah
(4:16:03 PM) FyreHyde: connect her to jackie chan
(4:16:04 PM) TheDoctor: wait
(4:16:46 PM) TheDoctor: Hmm
(4:16:49 PM) TheDoctor: okay
(4:17:39 PM) O_o: heh
(4:18:04 PM) TheDoctor: Zooey Deschanel was in Surf's Up with Diedrich Bader who was in Miss Congeniality 2 with Jaayda McClanahan who was in
(4:18:05 PM) TheDoctor: get this
(4:18:06 PM) TheDoctor: RUSH
(4:18:08 PM) TheDoctor: HOUR
(4:18:09 PM) TheDoctor: THREE.
(4:18:28 PM) poinko: oooh
(4:18:33 PM) FyreHyde: nice
(4:18:36 PM) *poinko applauds
(4:19:58 PM) FyreHyde: oh we'll stump him
16:20
(4:20:02 PM) *FyreHyde needs help.
(4:20:31 PM) poinko: hm
(4:20:37 PM) poinko: okay
(4:20:43 PM) poinko: link mr bacon with
(4:20:46 PM) poinko: joel hodgson
(4:20:52 PM) O_o: jackie chan, shanghai noon, owen wilson TAKE YOUR PICK luke wilson my dog skip kevin bacon
(4:22:08 PM) O_o: eh, same length as doc's though
(4:22:50 PM) TheDoctor: Well
(4:23:26 PM) TheDoctor: joel hodgson was in American Scary (don't bother watching it, seriously) with Mark Newman, who was in Apollo 13 with Kevin Bacon
(4:23:50 PM) poinko: shit :o
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(4:24:13 PM) poinko: okay, try this one
(4:24:19 PM) poinko: patton oswalt
(4:24:32 PM) O_o: that'll be easy
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(4:24:39 PM) TheDoctor: yeah
(4:24:39 PM) O_o: patton oswalts been in a lot of stuff
(4:25:54 PM) TheDoctor: Oswalt was in ZigZag with Oliver Platt who was in Loverboy with Kevin Bacon
(4:25:59 PM) FyreHyde: bah
(4:26:07 PM) FyreHyde: mine was in three
(4:26:09 PM) poinko: dang
(4:27:40 PM) poinko: ah
(4:27:47 PM) FyreHyde: Jake Busey, and you can't use his relationship to his dad as a link
(4:28:23 PM) poinko: that one's easy too
(4:28:30 PM) TheDoctor: Busey was in Held Up with Katherine Winslow who was in Where the Truth Lies with bacon.
(4:28:42 PM) poinko: heh
(4:28:54 PM) poinko: okay, i've got one
(4:29:02 PM) poinko: thurl ravenscroft
(4:29:08 PM) O_o: who?
(4:29:12 PM) FyreHyde: ilol
(4:29:13 PM) poinko: thurl ravenscroft
(4:29:20 PM) poinko: he did the voice of tony the tiger
(4:29:23 PM) TheDoctor: poinko you are a man after my own heart
(4:29:26 PM) FyreHyde: hahaha
(4:29:30 PM) poinko: :)
16:30
(4:30:09 PM) FyreHyde: i thought of a good one too
(4:30:27 PM) FyreHyde: is he actually attempting the tony the tiger one?
(4:30:32 PM) TheDoctor: okay
(4:31:02 PM) TheDoctor: thurl ravenscroft was in superior duck with jim cummings who was in balto with kevin bacon
(4:31:15 PM) FyreHyde: what the fuck
(4:31:18 PM) TheDoctor: you can tie most voice actors in some way to balto
(4:31:18 PM) FyreHyde: is superior duck
(4:31:29 PM) poinko: wow
(4:31:30 PM) TheDoctor: daffy duck movie
(4:31:34 PM) O_o: william marshall
(4:31:37 PM) FyreHyde: heh
(4:32:33 PM) poinko: i was expecting you to use 'how the grinch stole christmas'
(4:32:39 PM) poinko: but again, you surprised me, good sir
(4:33:17 PM) TheDoctor: wait a minute
(4:33:26 PM) TheDoctor: oh, shit right
(4:33:28 PM) TheDoctor: yeah
(4:33:32 PM) TheDoctor: william marshall was in maverick
(4:33:53 PM) TheDoctor: with reba macentire, who was in tremors
(4:33:54 PM) O_o: go ahead
(4:33:57 PM) O_o: fuck
(4:34:02 PM) O_o: i forgot she was in maverick
(4:34:05 PM) TheDoctor: is that how you spell her last name?
(4:34:13 PM) O_o: does it matter?
(4:34:14 PM) poinko: mcintyre i think
(4:34:29 PM) TheDoctor: tremors was a good movie
(4:34:31 PM) FyreHyde: heh
(4:34:34 PM) TheDoctor: I haven't seen it in a while though
(4:34:35 PM) O_o: i liked it
(4:34:38 PM) FyreHyde: k
(4:34:41 PM) FyreHyde: nathan fillion
(4:35:09 PM) TheDoctor: Easy. Slither.
(4:35:18 PM) poinko: heh
(4:35:19 PM) TheDoctor: Fillion was in Slither with Michael Rooker who was in JFK with bacon
(4:35:29 PM) FyreHyde: fuck
(4:35:35 PM) FyreHyde: who the fuck is michael rooker
(4:35:42 PM) poinko: an actor
(4:35:48 PM) O_o: laurel hardy
(4:35:48 PM) poinko: bucking trends and being in more than one movie
(4:35:52 PM) FyreHyde: kiefer sutherland
(4:35:58 PM) *poinko brings it all full circle
(4:35:58 PM) O_o: er. stan laurel
(4:36:02 PM) FyreHyde: that one's awfully easy
(4:36:04 PM) O_o: fyre…
(4:36:05 PM) TheDoctor: rooker is like
(4:36:07 PM) TheDoctor: "that guy"
(4:36:12 PM) poinko: hah laurel hardy
(4:36:13 PM) TheDoctor: who you always see in a movie
(4:36:15 PM) TheDoctor: every movie
(4:36:18 PM) O_o: he was in flatliners with kevin bacon
(4:36:22 PM) TheDoctor: and you go "hey, he was in that OTHER movie"
(4:36:28 PM) FyreHyde: lol
(4:36:40 PM) FyreHyde: one of these days I might actually see whatever the hell flatliners is
(4:36:48 PM) FyreHyde: because somehow it links everybody to kevin bacon
(4:36:54 PM) O_o: medical students who play with death
(4:37:02 PM) FyreHyde: okay
(4:37:03 PM) FyreHyde: okay
(4:37:08 PM) TheDoctor: Flatliners is one of those movies that druggies use as an example of why drugs are cool
(4:37:12 PM) FyreHyde: this might end up being terribly easy
(4:37:16 PM) FyreHyde: but
(4:37:31 PM) O_o: i want to see him do stan laurel
(4:37:36 PM) FyreHyde: matthew broderick
(4:37:40 PM) O_o: …
(4:38:11 PM) FyreHyde: oh wait
(4:38:25 PM) FyreHyde: broderick was in that movie with donald sutherland
(4:38:28 PM) FyreHyde: that sucked balls
(4:38:41 PM) poinko: why dont you just give him gary oldman while you're at it
(4:38:43 PM) O_o: he was in a lot of movies that sucked balls
(4:38:50 PM) O_o: or tom hanks
(4:38:51 PM) FyreHyde: well
(4:38:59 PM) FyreHyde: donald sutherland doesn't exactly make great movies either
(4:39:04 PM) poinko: HAY JEBUS LINK KEVIN BACON WITH GARY OLDMAN, WOULDJA :B
(4:39:08 PM) TheDoctor: Broderick was in the Cable Guy with Jim Carrey who was in The Number 23 with Patricia Belcher who was in WHOAISDJASIDA
(4:39:10 PM) TheDoctor: FLATLINERS
(4:39:25 PM) TheDoctor: and then their heads exploded.
(4:39:45 PM) FyreHyde: FINE
Topic changed from:
Good news for single dutch jews: I'M A FUCKING GOTH.
To:
Good news for single dutch jews: I'M A FUCKING GOTH. WHOAISDJASIDA
(4:39:49 PM) poinko has changed the topic to: Good news for single dutch jews: I'M A FUCKING GOTH. WHOAISDJASIDA
16:40
(4:40:00 PM) FyreHyde: KURT RUSSEL
(4:40:03 PM) FyreHyde: GO
(4:40:08 PM) FyreHyde: WHILE I THINK OF A BETTER ONE
(4:40:16 PM) poinko: he still has to do stan laurel :p
(4:40:21 PM) O_o: yeah
(4:41:07 PM) TheDoctor: I'm working on it, damnit
(4:41:35 PM) TheDoctor: okay
(4:41:38 PM) TheDoctor: this is longer than I'd like
(4:42:30 PM) TheDoctor: Stan Laurel was in Atoll K with Hans Verner, who was in Julia with Hal Holbrook, who was in The Majestic with Jim Carrey, who leads back into the flatliners connection I made
(4:43:04 PM) TheDoctor: Also
(4:43:04 PM) O_o: i may have a shorter one
(4:43:21 PM) TheDoctor: Russell was in Grindhouse with Josh Brolin, who was in Hollow Man
(4:43:25 PM) TheDoctor: with bacon
(4:43:27 PM) FyreHyde: better, dude
(4:44:52 PM) FyreHyde: stan laurel was in jitterbugs with vivian blaine who was in paraisite with demi moore who was in a few good men with kevin bacon
(4:44:59 PM) FyreHyde: parasite*
(4:45:14 PM) TheDoctor: I don't think I've heard of Jitterbugs
(4:45:55 PM) O_o: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0036055/
(4:45:58 PM) FyreHyde: you look for those female actresses that were in shit with abbott and costello or laurel and hardy
(4:46:09 PM) FyreHyde: who later stayed in film and ended up on murder she wrote at some point
(4:46:14 PM) O_o: who play grandmas later on
(4:46:35 PM) TheDoctor: "The two-man Laurel and Hardy Zoot Suit Band find themselves fronting a scam for "gasolene pills" in wartime oil-short America. They are however soon on the side of the angels helping recover $10,000 for an attractive young lady whose family have themselves been swindled."
(4:46:37 PM) TheDoctor: shit
(4:46:40 PM) TheDoctor: I've SEEN that too
(4:47:25 PM) poinko: ooh that gives me a good one
(4:47:49 PM) poinko: gailiard sartain
(4:48:17 PM) TheDoctor: jeez
(4:48:24 PM) TheDoctor: it doesn't help I had to google that name
(4:48:34 PM) poinko: :D
(4:48:45 PM) TheDoctor: oh
(4:48:51 PM) TheDoctor: his IMDB just ruined it for you
(4:49:03 PM) poinko: D:
(4:49:55 PM) TheDoctor: Gailard Sartain was in Elizabethtown with Alec Baldwin, who was in She's HAving a Baby
(4:49:57 PM) TheDoctor: with Bacon.
16:50
(4:50:19 PM) poinko: woo :D
(4:50:43 PM) FyreHyde: heh
(4:50:50 PM) O_o: what does poinko know him from?
(4:51:06 PM) FyreHyde: mississippi burning, maybe?
(4:51:17 PM) poinko: nah
(4:51:18 PM) FyreHyde: or getting even with dad
(4:51:20 PM) O_o: probably voice work
(4:51:23 PM) FyreHyde: or
(4:51:28 PM) FyreHyde: pirates of sillicon valley
(4:51:30 PM) FyreHyde: which was cool
(4:51:36 PM) TheDoctor: bahahaha
(4:51:38 PM) TheDoctor: he was in Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot
(4:51:42 PM) TheDoctor: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(4:51:43 PM) poinko: nope
(4:51:47 PM) *TheDoctor falls out of his chair
(4:51:49 PM) FyreHyde: interestingly enough
(4:51:57 PM) poinko: he was in a newer laurel and hardy movie where he played oliver hardy
(4:52:01 PM) FyreHyde: he was in "The all new adventures of laurel and hardy"
(4:52:10 PM) poinko: with bronson pinchot who played stan laurel
(4:52:26 PM) O_o: ah
(4:52:45 PM) poinko: i wanted to see it, but i never found it anywhere
(4:52:53 PM) poinko: netflix doesnt even have it
(4:53:01 PM) FyreHyde: how about
(4:53:08 PM) FyreHyde: bruce campbell
(4:53:11 PM) TheDoctor: …
(4:53:14 PM) poinko: :|
(4:53:14 PM) O_o: i bet they have stop or my mom will shoot though
(4:53:14 PM) TheDoctor: you're kidding, right?
(4:53:19 PM) O_o: stfu, fyre
(4:53:25 PM) poinko: yeah they probably do
(4:53:28 PM) FyreHyde: :O
(4:53:35 PM) FyreHyde: oh was bacon in the hudsucker proxy?
(4:53:50 PM) TheDoctor: Bacon was in Planes, Trains and Automobiles with Dylan Baker, who was in Spider-Man 3
(4:53:55 PM) TheDoctor: with bruce campbell
(4:53:55 PM) FyreHyde: oh fuck
(4:53:57 PM) FyreHyde: dammit
(4:54:02 PM) FyreHyde: fucking spider man
(4:54:05 PM) FyreHyde: fucking everything up
(4:54:20 PM) FyreHyde: okay
(4:54:21 PM) FyreHyde: okay
(4:54:24 PM) O_o: if forgot bacon was in planes trains and automobiles :(
(4:54:32 PM) FyreHyde: Jim Varney, W/O voice acting
(4:54:40 PM) O_o: you can't do that
(4:54:53 PM) FyreHyde: why not
(4:54:58 PM) TheDoctor: Yeah randal, why now?
(4:55:14 PM) *O_o shrugs. if you want it that way
(4:55:15 PM) TheDoctor: *not
(4:55:24 PM) O_o: seems lame though
(4:55:27 PM) TheDoctor: it's pretty easy though
(4:55:38 PM) O_o: beverley hillbillies?
(4:55:49 PM) poinko: yeah it is easy
(4:56:02 PM) poinko: ernesest goes to jail
(4:56:08 PM) poinko: gailiard sartain was in that one too
(4:56:13 PM) TheDoctor: Varney was in Three Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain with Loni Anderson, who was in The Lonely Guy with Andy Garcia, who was in The Air I Breathe with Bacon
(4:56:17 PM) TheDoctor: that's right
(4:56:20 PM) TheDoctor: High noon at mega
(4:56:22 PM) TheDoctor: fucking
(4:56:23 PM) TheDoctor: mountain
(4:56:35 PM) poinko: poor jim varney :(
(4:56:53 PM) FyreHyde: heehee
(4:56:56 PM) poinko: at least he went out on a high note as slinky dog
(4:57:15 PM) FyreHyde: i know
(4:57:24 PM) FyreHyde: if they make toy story 3 it won't have jim varney
(4:57:26 PM) FyreHyde: that makes me sad
(4:57:34 PM) FyreHyde: okay
(4:57:42 PM) FyreHyde: here's an actual competent attempt
(4:57:44 PM) FyreHyde: I think…
(4:57:48 PM) FyreHyde: Joey Kern
(4:57:51 PM) TheDoctor: Wasn't there a straight to DVD toy story?
(4:58:08 PM) FyreHyde: there was a buzz lightyear cartoon
(4:58:09 PM) TheDoctor: okay
(4:58:20 PM) FyreHyde: that went straight to dvd and then had a series
(4:58:41 PM) poinko: toy story 2 was supposed to be straight to dvd
(4:58:55 PM) poinko: but pixar was all 'noooooooo we wanna theatrify its'
(4:59:11 PM) poinko: and th ebenevolent disney gods said 'okay sure, why not'
(4:59:18 PM) TheDoctor: Joey Kern was in Cabin Fever with Robert Harris who was in Juwanna Man with Kevin Pollak who was in A FEW GOOD MEN.
(4:59:21 PM) TheDoctor: FUCKERS.
(4:59:29 PM) TheDoctor: yeah
(4:59:32 PM) TheDoctor: Juwanna Man.
(4:59:33 PM) FyreHyde: nice
(4:59:35 PM) FyreHyde: Juwanna man
(4:59:36 PM) FyreHyde: hahaha
(4:59:37 PM) TheDoctor: I went there.
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17:00
(5:00:12 PM) poinko: why would you want to, though
(5:00:18 PM) TheDoctor: just to be a dick
(5:00:20 PM) poinko: heya man-go
(5:00:46 PM) O_o: ready?
(5:01:20 PM) O_o: jim varney was in beverly hillbillies with dolly pardon, who was in steel magnolias with julia roberts, who was in flatliners with kevin bacon
(5:01:38 PM) O_o: is that less links?
(5:01:40 PM) TheDoctor: same
(5:01:42 PM) TheDoctor: 3.
(5:02:01 PM) TheDoctor: you get bonus points for flatliners
(5:02:14 PM) O_o: what did you use?
(5:02:22 PM) TheDoctor: (4:56:13 PM) TheDoctor: Varney was in Three Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain with Loni Anderson, who was in The Lonely Guy with Andy Garcia, who was in The Air I Breathe with Bacon
(5:02:31 PM) poinko: i've got one for ya
(5:02:32 PM) O_o: oh.
(5:02:38 PM) poinko: mike maronna
(5:02:42 PM) poinko: that should be easy for you
(5:03:11 PM) TheDoctor: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0549535/
(5:03:13 PM) TheDoctor: this guy?
(5:03:44 PM) poinko: yeah
(5:03:46 PM) TheDoctor: because he was in Home Alone, which means he ties to Gerry Becker, who was in Trapped with bacon
(5:03:56 PM) poinko: see? :D
(5:04:33 PM) O_o: or joe pesci, who was in you name it with de niro, who was in sleepers with kevin bacon
(5:04:51 PM) poinko: okay, here's another double-M
(5:04:52 PM) TheDoctor: yeah, but that adds an extra link :/
(5:04:55 PM) O_o: whatever, goodfellas, casino, take your pic
(5:04:56 PM) poinko: michael moore
(5:04:56 PM) O_o: k
(5:05:04 PM) FyreHyde: no poinko
(5:05:07 PM) O_o: can we use team america?
(5:05:08 PM) FyreHyde: he's not an actor
(5:05:08 PM) TheDoctor: easy
(5:05:08 PM) O_o: :D
(5:05:12 PM) FyreHyde: he actually IS a fat cow
(5:05:19 PM) poinko: he seems like a pretty good actor to me :D :D :D
(5:05:35 PM) FyreHyde: fat stupid cow*
(5:05:51 PM) TheDoctor: moore was in Bowling for Columbine with Heston, who was in Town and Country with Holland Taylor, who was in She's Having a Baby with Bacon
(5:05:52 PM) O_o: michael moore was in bowling for columbine with charlton heston… should i go on?
(5:06:01 PM) O_o: yeah, see?
(5:06:05 PM) poinko: heh
(5:06:05 PM) poinko: awesome
(5:06:14 PM) FyreHyde: how about
(5:06:32 PM) FyreHyde: Jimmy Stewart
(5:06:40 PM) O_o: though, i was going to go planet of the apes, big mamma jamma, green mile, yadda yadda
(5:06:48 PM) O_o: michael clark duncan or whatever
(5:07:28 PM) TheDoctor: Stewart was in Everybody's All American with John Goodman who was inDeath Sentence with Bacon
(5:07:54 PM) O_o: goodman bacon, clears up a whole lot of shit, actually
(5:08:09 PM) O_o: goodman bacon?*
(5:08:12 PM) FyreHyde: everybody's all american?
(5:08:18 PM) TheDoctor: Tell you what
(5:08:30 PM) TheDoctor: I'm going to show you something amazing.
(5:08:57 PM) FyreHyde: i think you're thinking of a different jimmy stewart
(5:09:01 PM) FyreHyde: I'm talking about the old guy
(5:09:10 PM) FyreHyde: it's a wonderful life jimmy stewart
(5:09:43 PM) TheDoctor: Adolf Hitler was in Triumph des Willens with hermann goering, who was in Memory of Justice with Yehudi Menuhin, who was in Thirty Two Short Films About Glenn Gould with Don McKellar who was in Where the Truth Lies
(5:09:44 PM) TheDoctor: with
(5:09:45 PM) TheDoctor: kevin
(5:09:46 PM) TheDoctor: bacon.
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17:10
(5:10:00 PM) FyreHyde: dude
(5:10:05 PM) poinko: wow
(5:10:15 PM) FyreHyde: jimmy stewart isn’t in everybody's all-american
(5:10:27 PM) poinko: you tied goddamn adolf hitler to kevin bacon
(5:10:56 PM) MangoFlush‘: dude?
(5:10:57 PM) O_o: that’s nothing
(5:11:06 PM) TheDoctor: yeah, I cheated
(5:11:11 PM) TheDoctor: I stole an extra :D
(5:11:38 PM) TheDoctor: tell you what
(5:11:40 PM) TheDoctor: I'll be nice
(5:11:46 PM) FyreHyde: lol
(5:11:56 PM) O_o: i'm married to my wife, who sat next to reeba at a gubenorial inaugural dinner, who was in tremors with kevin bacon
(5:11:59 PM) O_o: or… or…
(5:12:33 PM) TheDoctor: Stewart was in An American Tail: Fivel Goes West with Dom Deluise, who was Bongee Bear and the Kingdom of Rhythm with June Lockhart, who was in The Big Picture with bacon.
(5:12:36 PM) TheDoctor: happy?
(5:12:42 PM) TheDoctor: *was in
(5:12:50 PM) FyreHyde: THERE ya go
(5:12:53 PM) FyreHyde: was waiting for that
(5:13:02 PM) O_o: she was working at the oklahoma historical society and met ron howard when he was doing research for far and away… who directed apollo 13… with kevin bacon
(5:13:08 PM) FyreHyde: he also did voice acting in goof troop
(5:13:15 PM) FyreHyde: for one episode
(5:13:15 PM) TheDoctor: I AM DONE
(5:13:17 PM) TheDoctor: seriously
(5:13:34 PM) TheDoctor: kevin bacon can DIE ALREADY
(5:13:45 PM) O_o: fine… but i was going to throw douglas fairbanks at you
(5:14:03 PM) TheDoctor: …
(5:14:35 PM) TheDoctor: Ali Baba goes to Town with Cesar Romero who was in Mortuary Academy with James Daughton, who was in animal house :/
(5:14:42 PM) O_o: heh
(5:14:48 PM) TheDoctor: now enough.
