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<AuroraMoon> hey
<Rockstar> Hey
<AlchemYz3r> hey
<Randal> you you get off of my cloud…
<poinko> well, yeah, that's pretty much the context of the entire series
<AuroraMoon> he's my boyfriend, everyone
<AuroraMoon> Alchy, go beat up rockstar for saying that he saw my cooch.=D
<poinko> but he did
<Rockstar> DL
<poinko> he wouldn't lie about that
<Rockstar> D:*
- AuroraMoon has Alchy beat up rockstar
<poinko> he posted it on his photobucket, too
<Rockstar> It's all true
<poinko> you need to shave
<AuroraMoon> lol in his dreams
<Randal> actually. that was a pic of rockstar's cooch
<poinko> youve seen one, youve seen em all
<Rockstar> It was in my dreams
<Rockstar> But but, my dreams are acurate
<AuroraMoon> Orly?
<Rockstar> Yarly
<AuroraMoon> No Wai
<Rockstar> Wai
<AuroraMoon> … I ran out of Memes to say
<Rockstar> That's when you make them up
<AuroraMoon> hmmm..
<Randal> dang. i cannae get powder to load
<AuroraMoon> can't think of any to say.
<poinko> you ran out awful fast
<Rockstar> So your boyfriend is pretty talkative
<poinko> and ugly
<poinko> ba dum tch
<AuroraMoon> ………
<AlchemYz3r> um not really
<AlchemYz3r> i just get drained easily
<AlchemYz3r> if i were to talk and listen to tons of ppl
<Randal> translation "shiftless, lazy bum"
<poinko> yeah, you can't expect him to do everything
- Randal sets mode: +v AlchemYz3r
<poinko> jeeziz, rockstar
<poinko> you expect too much out of people
<Rockstar> Well, sorry
<AuroraMoon> ^_^;;
<Rockstar> I just think everyone is like me
<poinko> engage in conversation WHILE listening? i mean, what the crap, dude
<poinko> it's not like the text just stays on the screen to read at his leisure
<AlchemYz3r> im watching tv with aurora too
<AlchemYz3r> so i cant really type much
<Rockstar> Hug her for me!
<AuroraMoon> yeah, dirty Jobs are on
<Rockstar> :D
<poinko> see? his mind is streched far beyond capacity
<Rockstar> ?Then hurt me for touching her
<AuroraMoon> lol
<poinko> it's like when you try to pat your head and rub your tummy at the same time
<AuroraMoon> he's so into the TV right now
<poinko> neural overload
<AlchemYz3r> poinko that sounds like something from tim & eric awesome show
<poinko> i wouldn't know, i don't watch it
<Rockstar> What is it?
<AuroraMoon> its a show on adult swim. it's random as hell
<poinko> some kind of adult swim show
<poinko> and it's one of the shittiest things on tv
<Rockstar> I'll be backk later
<AuroraMoon> sometimes it's funny, but other times it's just werid…
<AlchemYz3r> www.youtube.com
<AlchemYz3r> and tim and eric awesome show
<AlchemYz3r> theres tons of clips there
<Randal> poinko is one of the games on the price is right
<poinko> yeah, so i know shitty on tv
<AlchemYz3r> its like they are not serious they just do dumb things just for laughter
<poinko> they fail at both
<AlchemYz3r> yeah thats what the shows about
<AlchemYz3r> they are meaning to show that you can suck and make a weird show
<AlchemYz3r> and where some will like it others will be like this is weak which makes them happy
<poinko> a test pattern is a better show
- Randal sticks a token in poinko's mouth, watches it "poink" on the pegs down the "poinko" board
- AuroraMoon zooms around her boyfriend on her magical hoverboard!
<Randal> *gameboard
<AuroraMoon> oooh~~ I wanna do that too
<AuroraMoon> my turn, my turn!
<poinko> keep your unwashed hands away from my mouth
<AlchemYz3r> lol
<AuroraMoon> heh
<Randal> you should sue bob barker, plinko is so obviously a rip off
<poinko> i dont need mouth herpes, again
<AuroraMoon> aw, well then. I guess I'll just ride on Alchy's back.
<Blues> vid?
<Blues> VID!!
<AlchemYz3r> thanks hun
- AuroraMoon jumps on Alchy's back and says giayup
<AlchemYz3r> lol
<Randal> vid's ignoring you.
- Randal ignores blues also
<poinko> it's a lover's quarrel :(
- vidiot was kicked by Blues (pay attention)
<Randal> love? if you mean "love to hate"
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<poinko> i do mean love to hate
<poinko> what other meaning does it have in this chan?
<Randal> got me there.
<AlchemYz3r> jackie chan huh
<AuroraMoon> Dokiro-chan
<poinko> sure, why not
- Blues sets up a series of traps for vid, each more horrible than the last
<AlchemYz3r> dokuro chan
<AuroraMoon> oh yeah, tha's the correct spelling. sorry.
<AlchemYz3r> yep
<AlchemYz3r> pc things i always panic
- AuroraMoon gets bored of riding on Alchy's back and goes go the pool
<AlchemYz3r> like if im doing something on my pc and i tweak something and it goes wrong
<Randal> this lot must be paved over spongey soil. every time someone drives next to me i feel like i'm on a trampoline
- AuroraMoon jumps in and goes swimming
<AlchemYz3r> iend up fixing it but feeling a rush of relife
<AlchemYz3r> reliefe
<Randal> *relief
<AlchemYz3r> thanks
<AlchemYz3r> im drunk off the duck
<poinko> you know randal
<poinko> we should have a drunkduck spelling bee
<AlchemYz3r> so i cant spell
<Randal> why? jebus would win every time. who'd want that?
<AlchemYz3r> yep im glad i conjured up the spell thing so poin could dish that out
<AlchemYz3r> it would rock
<poinko> i think that would be either really interesting or really boring
<Randal> we could televise it…
<AlchemYz3r> anyone ever been to isketch
<Randal> yes
<poinko> sure
<AuroraMoon> me too but it didn't work too well for me.
<AlchemYz3r> yaeh its neat
<poinko> i like open canvas better
<AlchemYz3r> yeah u got dced or something or maybe needed update your flash
<AuroraMoon> yeah. open canvas is a progam you have on your pc and you can connect and do a drawing together on it too
<poinko> oh yeah?
<poinko> i should check it out
<Randal> is anyone else having problems with powder>?
<Randal> *powder?
<poinko> not me
<Randal> it won't load for me, yet rockstar is playing it atm
<poinko> mainly cos i'm not loading it
<Randal> unless he's lying
<poinko> that's probably a more liekly scenario
<AlchemYz3r> ince
<AlchemYz3r> nice
<poinko> yay my commission is nearly done :D
<poinko> i can't wait to see it
<AlchemYz3r> :3
<Randal> applet not found… motherfuckers
<Blues> powder game is working for me
<poinko> yarr
<Randal> let me restart… brb
<poinko> now blues is a dirty, filthy liar
<AlchemYz3r> powder
<AlchemYz3r> is that a art game
<Blues> i am playing it, im making a volcano
<AuroraMoon> it's an game where you play with crack to make pictures and stuff.. litterally
<AuroraMoon> it's a flash game
<AuroraMoon> I haven't played it though
<AuroraMoon> brb bathroom break
<AlchemYz3r> ok
<Randal> you should it's fun
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<AuroraMoon> back
<AlchemYz3r> ok
<Blues> at the cost of randals life :(
<AlchemYz3r> someone quit randal
<AuroraMoon> Alchy, let's use Alchmeny to do something fun or something
- AuroraMoon uses Alchemy to turn the room into gold
<AuroraMoon> whee.
<AlchemYz3r> oh
- AlchemYz3r Likes the shine
<AuroraMoon> :)
<AlchemYz3r> im glad its not slippery in here
<AuroraMoon> yeah, espeically with the pool here
- poinko uses alchemy to turn the room into fried chicken
<AlchemYz3r> i dunno what im talking about
<poinko> it's slippery now
<AlchemYz3r> lol
<AuroraMoon> dang. but at least people wont ever go hungry
<AlchemYz3r> yep
<poinko> sure they will
<poinko> it's KCF chicken
<poinko> no one in their right mind would eat that
<AuroraMoon> lol
<AlchemYz3r> kdd chicken
<AlchemYz3r> krazy drunk duck chicken
<poinko> okay, my webpages are all done
<AuroraMoon> =D
<poinko> now to pound out 4 pages of sketches before i leave
<AlchemYz3r> nice
<poinko> this is the best job ever
<AlchemYz3r> go poin go poin!
- AlchemYz3r dances
<AlchemYz3r> ahhahhaha a hippo turd
<AlchemYz3r> on dirty jobs
<AuroraMoon> lol
<poinko> 29 new emails :S
- AuroraMoon dances with Alchy!
- AlchemYz3r tilts Aurora's head back
<AlchemYz3r> nice dismount
<AlchemYz3r> i felt like i gained some weight
<AuroraMoon> in a way I felt that way this morning too
<poinko> you look like it, chubsy ubsy
<AlchemYz3r> not fat i just feel bone solid heavy for a skinny person
<AuroraMoon> but then that passed when I went to the bathroom lol
<AlchemYz3r> me and aurora are not fat lol
<AlchemYz3r> tmi AM
<AuroraMoon> sorry
<AlchemYz3r> my brain…. lol because like
<AlchemYz3r> i pictured that hippo turd in my head
<AlchemYz3r> from dirty jobs
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<AuroraMoon> ^^;;
<AlchemYz3r> and the images didnt set well
<poinko> hey r-dawg
<Randal> blues. you liar
<Randal> hey p
<Blues> what?
<AlchemYz3r> randal did u know theres a name out there : love handle randal
<AlchemYz3r> some ppl use that as a random name
<poinko> lol he zinged you good on that one, randal
<AlchemYz3r> like how ppl say fat pat
<poinko> i can't stop lol'ing on the internet
<Randal> they must all live in ND
<AlchemYz3r> im not dissing randal
<poinko> omg so randomz rofl
<AuroraMoon> LOL
<poinko> aw snap girlfriend
<AlchemYz3r> some jewish ppl say
<AlchemYz3r> Galfriend
- AuroraMoon glomps Alchy. "good one"
<AlchemYz3r> in a awkward cool way
<Blues> his love handles make it easier to pull him closer for makeouts :C
<poinko> you know what else they say
<poinko> 'please god no, not the oven'
<Randal> it's a yiddish accent thing, alchem
<poinko> lol random
<AlchemYz3r> so u stick yer tongue between his love handal
<AuroraMoon> ewww.
<AlchemYz3r> yeah the accent reminds me of that guy on family guy that said
<AlchemYz3r> "jeeze god she farted , and it went down my throat"
<poinko> lol family guy
<AlchemYz3r> that show makes me cry with laughter
<Randal> it's sort of more like goil than gal
<poinko> me too, but not with laughter
<AlchemYz3r> yeah
<AuroraMoon> yeah. family guy rules!
<AlchemYz3r> hes a family guy
<Blues> that show makes me cry, just the one emotion
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<AlchemYz3r> i guess its hard to laugh and cry nowdays
<AuroraMoon> hey
<poinko> like that time you and vid went to mexic and saw gary coleman, right blues?
<Randal> i can only stand bits and pieces of it at a time on youtube. i can't watch a whole episode. i like the parodies
- Blues only just resists right clicking on poinko and the kick option
<poinko> or remember the time me and randal ran a day care service for orphaned people from 80's sitcoms
<AlchemYz3r> lol
<AuroraMoon> heheh
<AlchemYz3r> was micheal j. fox in the orphanage
<poinko> holy shit, you two will laugh at anything :(
<Randal> half those people are dead now…
<AuroraMoon> yes we will.
<poinko> they are, randal
<poinko> tragic
<poinko> like that time mr belvedere passed away
<AlchemYz3r> micheal j. fox is living
<Randal> yet abe vigoda is still kicking
<AlchemYz3r> and ice cream + milk = milkshake (because of micheal j. fox's parkinsons)
<poinko> like that time he kicked vid in the nuts
<AlchemYz3r> i know its not funny to make fun of em its just a joke
<Randal> yeah, but "shirl" and "rerun" are dead
<poinko> lol [arkinsons
<Randal> the sister from diffrnt strokes
<poinko> so random
<Randal> nell carter
<AlchemYz3r> on www.retrojunk.com
<AlchemYz3r> theres like sitcoms from the 80s
<AlchemYz3r> intros to them
<Randal> and tons of others
<poinko> yeah but linda carter is still alive
<AlchemYz3r> yep
<AlchemYz3r> she-ra i think she died recently in 2007
<AuroraMoon> isn't She-ra an cartoon?
<AlchemYz3r> the live action one
<AlchemYz3r> that chick
<poinko> yeah
<poinko> LOL RANDOMZ
<Randal> you mean lucy lawless? zena?
<Randal> *Xena
<AlchemYz3r> naw
<AlchemYz3r> its some movie
<AlchemYz3r> where that chick lives in africa
<AuroraMoon> oh you mean Sheena
<poinko> the gods must be crazy?
<AlchemYz3r> and in the intro of the movie she likes rides some horse in some attire
<AlchemYz3r> yeah
<Randal> oh. Sheena
<AuroraMoon> not She-ra
<AuroraMoon> silly
<AlchemYz3r> sheena
<AlchemYz3r> lol
<AlchemYz3r> thanks for correcting me
<AlchemYz3r> the gods must be crazy was funny too
<AuroraMoon> yeah I liked that movie
<AlchemYz3r> how fast they were running when they sped up the tape
<Randal> she-ra was the girls version of he-man… the gay superhero from another planet
<AlchemYz3r> when i was young i had tons of weird perverted thoughts in my head watching sheena
<AlchemYz3r> Today must be 80s day for us all
<poinko> like 'what does a cock taste like'?
<AlchemYz3r> lol
<AlchemYz3r> http://www.entertainmentrights.com/uploads/image_bank/ghostbustersanimated_hl.jpg
<AlchemYz3r> live action ghost busters
<AlchemYz3r> i meant the cartoon
<poinko> yeah, the cartoon is based on the live action series
<AuroraMoon> yet She-ra kicked more ass than He-man did in terms of Show. snice He-man was a tv show on acid sometimes whereas She-ra made more sense even though she regularly defied the law of Gravity
<AlchemYz3r> yeah
<Randal> *movies
<poinko> no randal
<poinko> the filmation one
<AlchemYz3r> if you go to wal-mart or staples and buy t shirt transfers
<AlchemYz3r> for either a plain white or plain black t shirt
<AlchemYz3r> you could print out some 80s cartoon icons and then like
<AlchemYz3r> cut them out with scissors and then having a heated iron and iron it on the shirt
<poinko> i wouldnt waste my time
<AlchemYz3r> I made that one 70s cartoon the banana splits
<AlchemYz3r> i made a shirt of that
<Randal> yeah… they're called "iron on's"… big in the 70s-80's
<AlchemYz3r> since how they use to air the eps in the 80s
<AuroraMoon> yeh. it looks nice on him
<Randal> well. early 80's
<AlchemYz3r> yeah i have a friend that brought it back thats how old school he is
<poinko> we need to have shrinky dinks again
<AlchemYz3r> but he brought it back for just friends who know about it :)
<poinko> sure, ok
<AlchemYz3r> what about
<AlchemYz3r> swim along with the snorks
<AlchemYz3r> I loved that show
<AlchemYz3r> The smurfs but underwater lol
<AuroraMoon> yeah.
<AuroraMoon> I can't decide which i liked better, snorks or smurfs
<AlchemYz3r> snurfs meaning u like both of em
<AlchemYz3r> lol
<AuroraMoon> almost sounds like Nerf to me
<AlchemYz3r> yep
<poinko> you guys ever heard of snuff films?
- AlchemYz3r takes a sip of water
<AlchemYz3r> i have
<AlchemYz3r> i heard of em
<poinko> like weekend at bernies
<Randal> wanna be in one?
<AlchemYz3r> and i recently found this site one night. http://www.snuffx.com/main.html
<poinko> or faces of death 5
<AlchemYz3r> and when u scroll to the bottom u have to click the numbers for the next page
<AlchemYz3r> i use to watch faces of death it was sick
<AlchemYz3r> i use to always look at that sick disturbing stuff alot when i was in my teens
<poinko> sure, ok
<AlchemYz3r> but that link isnt like super snuffed things
<AlchemYz3r> just random clips of crazy things
<poinko> lol so random!
<Randal> poinko can make you a star… all you have to do is stand in front of the camera holding a target
<poinko> he doesnt even need to hold the target
<AlchemYz3r> lol
<AlchemYz3r> thats mean
<AlchemYz3r> snuff things are sick i think though
<poinko> it'll be like that movie
<poinko> icy finger
<AlchemYz3r> it warps the brain of the person
<AlchemYz3r> then it equals as an addiction to them
<Randal> "sorry about all the plastic tarps, i'm having the cieling painted"
<poinko> where they hunt the most dangerous game of all
<poinko> …man
<AlchemYz3r> i thought that was american psycho
<AlchemYz3r> where he had that bluetarp in there
<poinko> no
<AlchemYz3r> oh
<poinko> feed me a kitten, randal
<AlchemYz3r> is icy finger a real snuff film *lets hope not
<poinko> dont tell me you never heard of icy finger
<Blues> as much as nightmare on elm street is one
- AlchemYz3r grabs a stick of butter, plug the feathers off a blue jay stuff it down poinko's throat.
<AlchemYz3r> how does it taste
<AlchemYz3r> jk
<poinko> man, i thought u wer harkore
<AuroraMoon> LOL
<Randal> can you consider media footage of people's deaths caught on camera?
<Randal> steve irwin's death was taped
<AlchemYz3r> um
<AlchemYz3r> ive seen stuff like that
<AlchemYz3r> ive seen screenshots and had them
<poinko> heh yeah, i remember seeing that
<AlchemYz3r> of him getting stung
<Randal> i didn't think they released that footage
<poinko> he peed himself
<AlchemYz3r> dang
<AlchemYz3r> the footage itself could be on liveleak.com
<Randal> someone with no scruples would have to steal it from terri irwin
<AuroraMoon> most people pee themselves when they die
<Randal> plenty of those people around though
<Randal> they also shit themselves
<AuroraMoon> yeah.
<Randal> and many vomit
<poinko> some do all three
<AuroraMoon> I wonder why people do that when they die. it's like is the body system going haywire or is there actually nature's reason for doing that
<poinko> to make the coroner's job as difficult as possible
<Blues> well there's nothing keeping the body running anymore
<AlchemYz3r> their organs
<AlchemYz3r> will get rid of waste and all that
<AlchemYz3r> since no muscles to hold it all in i assume
<poinko> too bad society doesnt do the same thing
<AuroraMoon> so wait.. you would have all of people out there vomit and relase thier fecal/urinal matter on themlseves?
<AlchemYz3r> eww
<poinko> yeah
<poinko> that's it exactly
<poinko> you caught my analogy spot on, jiggles
<Blues> poinko just wants everyone to be more like him
<poinko> it would be a perfect world, blues
<poinko> you know it would be
<AlchemYz3r> so poinko is communist
<AlchemYz3r> jk
<poinko> no, just better than most people :)
<poinko> besides, conformity isn't the basis of communism
<Blues> most people wont know that cos noone will get close enough with all the mess and smell
<poinko> lern 2 society structure
<AlchemYz3r> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU heres steve irwins death vid
<AlchemYz3r> if yall wanna watch em get stung
<Blues> i think i'll pass
<poinko> youtube is blocked here, but even i can tell it's fake
<AlchemYz3r> someone on this site i went to posted a pic of a sting ray and it had a caption of "sting rays me bro"
<AlchemYz3r> it was like making a joke of irwin
<AlchemYz3r> since how that college student said dont taze me bro to that cop
<Randal> is that that one where someone dresses up like him and plays mario? or is it the Never gonna give you up video?
<AlchemYz3r> in the news
<AlchemYz3r> its the rick roll
<AlchemYz3r> i tried rick rollin yall
<poinko> lol so random
<AlchemYz3r> lol
<AlchemYz3r> yeah im highly random btw
<poinko> sure, whatever
<Randal> and apparently 15 :P
<poinko> aw, randal
<AlchemYz3r> im 9yrs old
<poinko> that's way too big a number :D
<poinko> see?
<Randal> heh
<poinko> even i doubt the 9
<Randal> aurora, what are you doing robbing the cradle?
<AlchemYz3r> im 9 and i dont like green vegatables
<poinko> she was randomly robbing
<poinko> lol random
<AlchemYz3r> shes um painting
- Randal sets mode: +v kessxx
<Blues> sounds suspicious
<AuroraMoon> ………
<Randal> dubious even
<Blues> poinko peek through her window
<AlchemYz3r> im nine years old
<poinko> okay
- poinko peeks
<poinko> dear god it's hideous
<AuroraMoon> wtf with you saying that you're 9 years old. you're basically saying i'm a lady pedophile, alchy D=
<Blues> is she um painting?
<Blues> not basically saying, he is saying
<AlchemYz3r> im not 9
<poinko> painting a euphamism
<AlchemYz3r> its just if they believedit
<AlchemYz3r> then it would been jacked up
<poinko> yeah, jacked up
<poinko> like new jack city
<poinko> lol
<AlchemYz3r> lol "livin in the city.."
<AlchemYz3r> that one catchy song
<AlchemYz3r> from that movie
<AlchemYz3r> lol
<AuroraMoon> jeez, I can't turn my back on you Alchy…. always getting me in trouble. >=P
<AlchemYz3r> neano brown lmfao
<AlchemYz3r> im not getting u into trouble im just being me as i do everyday to you
<AlchemYz3r> poin and randal been to : www.stileproject.com or www.stilemedia.com before
<AlchemYz3r> it haves the type of things u both like there
<Blues> he also steals money from your purse for school lunches when you look away
<poinko> yeah i been there
<poinko> in like, 99
<AlchemYz3r> oh
<AuroraMoon> yeah. by pulling all kind of random shit. lol
<poinko> jeeziz
<AlchemYz3r> blues i dont steal her money
<AlchemYz3r> its like if i was 9 and her son
<poinko> 'lol stile project this is so wicked'
<AlchemYz3r> i wouldnt steal
<AlchemYz3r> from her
<AlchemYz3r> but me and aurora dont have any kids
<poinko> thank god
<AlchemYz3r> poin u remember that site
<AlchemYz3r> its ancient
<Blues> …
<AlchemYz3r> i use to go there in my teens
<AlchemYz3r> when i was like 16
<poinko> i bet you're still 16
<AlchemYz3r> nope
<AlchemYz3r> i just look and seem young
<AlchemYz3r> since how i type
<poinko> i bet
<AuroraMoon> I'm the same way actually
<poinko> oh, aspberger's clan, then :D
<AuroraMoon> I've had people mistake me for 16 years oldbefore
<Blues> that's what all 13 year old punks say on the net
<AlchemYz3r> i seriously do look young though
<AlchemYz3r> but if i eat alot of food i look my age a little bit not much
<AlchemYz3r> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fo_QVq2lGMs great house video from justice
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