Simonitro

Simon [Circa 2002]

Butcher of the month.

Takes pleasure in causing misery to all those around him (read: Billy Learns to Rock and The Burnhams)

Simon enjoys bad movies, belittling his homeland, praising Canada, speaking broken English, death metal bands, wishing he was Brad Pitt (or just that Angelina Jolie was into short unibrow-endowed middle-eastern men who collect guns and listen to death metal instead of hunky Brad Pitt), and is too homophobic to not be gay himself, even if he doesn't realize it.

Simon used to enjoy the benefits and comforts of being one of Dictator Saddam Hussein's body doubles. Since Hussein's execution, however, Simon has been unemployed.

Simon also happens to be the most delusional human being since Uwe Boll, who also mistakenly thinks his work is actually meant to be viewed by other human beings.

WILL IS A TWAT