Randal

Is a truck. 80000lbs of truck.

<Randy> i move 80000lbs every time i move my leg :D

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All unspoken truths aside though, Randal is the founder of #drunkduck. He enjoys level 15 operator status (founder level) which gives him the ability to lord over everyone without consequence, though he generally doesn't. His favourite color is orange, he drives a truck for a living and used to draw furry porn in his spare time. Randal is an artist of sorts. He attempts to make comics, if you could call 'perpetually drawing 2 pages and then restarting' a comic that is.

Currently his days are spent mashing his forehead against his monitor in an attempt to fully enter the World of Warcraft reality.