Poinko

He has a squid head.

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Apparently a rich Texan oil tycoon, Poinko has a lot of spare time in which he writes comic about ghosts and chats to others in a silly little chatroom filled with non-rich rubes.

• Was recently found to be the source of an odd smell that had plagued most of Texas and parts of southeastern California for nigh on three months. (EDIT: This matter has since been rectified due to a court-mandated shower-and-deodorant session)

• Takes "All you can eat" to heart and has subsequently been banned from Old Country Buffet, Ponderosa, Cici's and Golden Corral. He is currently persuing legal action with his "a man's gotta eat" defense.

• On June 30, 1908, an object roughly the size of Poinko exploded near the Podkamennaya Tunguska River in what is now Krasnoyarsk Krai of Russia. The resulting explosion had a 15 megaton yeild and is now commonly referred to as The Tunguska Event, sometimes called the Tunguska explosion.