Fyrehyderant

[14:55] <FyreHyde> the duck dodgers series?
[14:55] <FyreHyde> I've only seen a handful of those
[14:55] <FyreHyde> it's a pretty cool show.
[14:56] <FyreHyde> when I had satellite, it was on at like 9 in the morning or some shit
[14:56] <FyreHyde> I never really was there to watch it
01[14:56] <killersteak> i wish there was an option to delete my da account…
[14:57] <FyreHyde> i really liked the one I saw where he basically was the green lantern for awhile
[14:57] <TheDoctor> wwwwwwwwwwwwwtf
[14:57] <TheDoctor> http://oogami.deviantart.com/art/bigger-yuuki-52333583
01[14:57] <killersteak> or an option to never receive those hot topic messages….
01[14:58] <killersteak> k im gonna stop click da links now….
[14:58] <FyreHyde> oh look
01[14:58] <killersteak> *clicking
[14:58] <FyreHyde> one of them doesn't have tits the size of a volkswagen
[14:58] <TheDoctor> I think it's a dude
[14:58] <poinko> these kinda remind me of those two pictures lak did
[14:58] <poinko> where she made these horrible anime girl drawings
[14:59] <poinko> and they had these giant beechball boobs
[14:59] <TheDoctor> holy shit
[14:59] <poinko> and they were awful on purpose
[14:59] <TheDoctor> I reached the first images in the gallery
[14:59] <TheDoctor> guys
[14:59] <TheDoctor> something happened to this person
[14:59] <poinko> and she got like, one or two people who thought they were AWESOME
[14:59] <TheDoctor> http://oogami.deviantart.com/art/Sedusa-3-47864876
[15:00] <FyreHyde> lol
[15:00] <FyreHyde> that one actually looks like something not ridiculous
[15:00] <FyreHyde> oh wait
[15:00] <FyreHyde> now you have to see if they have any of the powerpuff girls
[15:00] <TheDoctor> they don't
[15:00] <TheDoctor> but the thing is
[15:00] <TheDoctor> the first few images
[15:00] <TheDoctor> are just mostly normal
[15:01] <TheDoctor> save for the giantess stuff
[15:01] <TheDoctor> I mean, slightly large proportions
[15:01] <poinko> they have to hide the more shameful work they did
[15:01] <TheDoctor> and your traditions pubescent masturbation material
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03[15:20] * Blues sets mode: +vv MangoFlush Rockstar
[15:21] <FyreHyde> goddamn elektra is lame
[15:21] <FyreHyde> so is raphael
[15:21] <FyreHyde> SAIS ARE NOT FUCKING WEAPONS
[15:22] <FyreHyde> THEY'RE FOR SIFTING HAY
[15:22] <FyreHyde> AND WERE USED TO BREAK KATANAS
[15:22] <FyreHyde> THAT'S IT
[15:22] <FyreHyde> END OF USEFULNESS
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01[15:28] <killersteak> who is that?
01[15:28] <killersteak> they did the same thing yesterday
[15:29] <Blues> it was me, I did it to annoy you
[15:29] <FyreHyde> ?
[15:33] <poinko> hey guys
[15:33] <poinko> i'm talking to randal
[15:33] <poinko> like, right now
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[15:33] <Blues> I find that hard to believe
01[15:33] randal No such nick/channel
01[15:33] randal End of /WHOIS list.
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[15:33] <FyreHyde> you mean like…face to face?
01[15:33] <killersteak> photos
[15:33] <poinko> no on my phone
01[15:33] <killersteak> …….photos
[15:33] <FyreHyde> oh. why?
[15:34] <poinko> that duck that was just in here was his wife
[15:34] <poinko> and gave me his number
01[15:34] <killersteak> :O
01[15:34] <killersteak> she was in yesterday too
[15:34] <poinko> cos he's bored and wants to talk to me
01[15:34] <killersteak> i recognize the mask
[15:34] <poinko> so now i'm bored :|
01[15:34] <killersteak> lol
[15:34] <Blues> sucka
[15:37] <TheDoctor> http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2945837/1/Halflife_Fulllife_Consequences
[15:37] <TheDoctor> this
[15:37] <TheDoctor> is the greatest thing
[15:37] <TheDoctor> I ever read
[15:37] <FyreHyde> "those rose petals signify the loss of innocence."
[15:37] <FyreHyde> "what about the hat?"
[15:37] <FyreHyde> "uhh…really stupid costume?"
[15:39] <TheDoctor> it gets better
[15:39] <TheDoctor> because there's a youtube adaptation
[15:39] <TheDoctor> http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=gk9QYnVw6oc
[15:41] <FyreHyde> lol
[15:42] <poinko> is that the one where its retold using phoenix wright characters?
[15:43] <TheDoctor> no
03[15:44] * killersteak is now known as steak|afk
[15:47] <FyreHyde> that was awesome
[15:47] <FyreHyde> that had to be a fake fanfic, though
[15:47] <TheDoctor> probably
[15:47] <TheDoctor> but does it matter?
[15:48] <FyreHyde> not really
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[15:49] <poinko> hey guys did you know that randal has to pay $125.60 in tolls from chicago to massacheusets?
[15:49] <poinko> because i do :|
[15:49] <TheDoctor> …
[15:49] <Blues> once again
[15:49] <Blues> SUCKA
[15:49] <TheDoctor> WHY DOES HE ASSUME WE CARE?
[15:49] <FyreHyde> i know he was calculating that a couple days ago
[15:50] <TheDoctor> I'm going to write fanfiction about randal and his trucking adventures
[15:50] <FyreHyde> but yeah. seriously. you're the sucker who called him.
[15:50] <FyreHyde> don't make us share your misery.
[15:51] <Blues> why did he pick you?
[15:51] <Blues> "poinko has nothing better to do with his life than talk on the phone to me"
[15:51] <Blues> maybe he's holding out for phone sex
[15:52] <FyreHyde> OOH OOH
[15:52] <FyreHyde> ASK HIM ABOUT SWEET JANE
[15:52] <FyreHyde> BRING IT UP
[15:52] <TheDoctor> OWNT
[15:52] <TheDoctor> DO IT
[15:52] <FyreHyde> DO IT
[15:52] <TheDoctor> WATCH HIM BLAME BLU FOR IT FAILING
[15:53] <FyreHyde> he was telling me yesterday I think
[15:53] <FyreHyde> about how he was putting together a mix of two guitar solos, one of them reversed
[15:53] <FyreHyde> so he could use it on a sweet jane teaser…
[15:53] <TheDoctor> WHEN IN REALITY, IT HAS MORE TO DO WITH THE FACT THAT HE REALLY CAN'T MANAGE A PROJECT ON HIS OWN AND SHOULD PROBABLY TRY AND DO IT HIMSELF FOR ONCE
[15:53] <TheDoctor> …
[15:53] <TheDoctor> that sounds retarded and a half
[15:53] <FyreHyde> I KNOW
[15:54] <TheDoctor> does… he not know what makes a good teaser?
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[15:55] <FyreHyde> i don't know
01[15:55] <steak|afk> hm? why blu?
[15:55] <FyreHyde> I generally would think that like…actual CONTENT would be…ya know…
[15:55] <FyreHyde> a good idea…for a teaser.
01[15:55] <steak|afk> i thought vidiot was meant to draw it
[15:55] <Blues> he should just put up the lyrics for a power ballad
[15:55] <TheDoctor> I mean, if it's a moving teaser, like for a movie or animation, it doesn't need to be FULLY related to the source material. You have a few seconds, fit in a premise for the movie, just a few quick glimpses of info, and then closeout
[15:55] <TheDoctor> and the title
[15:56] <TheDoctor> you're done
[15:56] <TheDoctor> no
[15:56] <TheDoctor> originally blu was to be doing it
[15:56] <TheDoctor> but it started getting late into the college semester, so she didn't have any time
01[15:56] <steak|afk> ok
[15:56] <Blues> vid was doing everything else
[15:56] <TheDoctor> randal chose to blame WoW
[15:56] <poinko> save me
[15:57] <TheDoctor> even though she was hardly playing, as it was in the middle of exams, and she had loads of papers due
[15:57] <Blues> tell him you're going into a tunnel and then hang up
01[15:57] <steak|afk> lol!
[15:57] <FyreHyde> i remember that
01[15:57] <steak|afk> fake static
[15:57] <TheDoctor> no
[15:57] <FyreHyde> I remember how stressed she was during exams.
[15:57] <TheDoctor> don't fake static
[15:57] <FyreHyde> and he kept bugging her.
[15:57] <Blues> "i don't like you *hang up*"
[15:57] <FyreHyde> I that was part of the reason she was barely in the chat those two weeks.
[15:58] <TheDoctor> just go "Oh, shit, a tunnel STATIC NOISES what's that, you're breaking MORE STATIC NOISES randal, are you there CLICK DIALTOOOOOOOONNNNEEEE"
01[15:58] <steak|afk> hehe
[15:59] <FyreHyde> no
[16:00] <FyreHyde> just go in the bathroom
[16:00] <FyreHyde> turn on the fan
[16:00] <FyreHyde> and start making grunting noises really loudly
[16:00] <TheDoctor> nono
[16:00] <TheDoctor> turn on your computer, and load up a really loud porn video
[16:00] <TheDoctor> loud enough he can here it
[16:00] <TheDoctor> *hear
[16:00] <TheDoctor> then put the phone to your pants and undo your fly
[16:01] <Blues> make a rustling sound with the pubes if you need to go any further
[16:01] <FyreHyde> the goal is to make him NOT want to stay on the phone
[16:01] <TheDoctor> …
[16:01] <TheDoctor> have you seen a picture of poinko?
[16:02] <FyreHyde> still
[16:02] <poinko> have YOU?
[16:02] <FyreHyde> it's randal
[16:03] <Blues> randals seen him naked
06[16:04] * FyreHyde is watching Over the Top w/ rifftrax
[16:14] <FyreHyde> we've ALL seen poinko naked.
[16:15] <FyreHyde> it made me redefine my understanding of the "Worst Thing Ever"
[16:16] <Blues> it brought about the term "the anit-boner"
[16:16] <Blues> *anti
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[16:19] <FyreHyde> "so stallone's gonna prove his point by having the kid jackknife a truckload of aftershave on the freeway?"
[16:19] <FyreHyde> "i'm grateful my dad didn't use that parenting style"
[16:21] <Blues> it's always about trucks with this room
[16:22] <FyreHyde> what do you want from me?
[16:22] <Blues> blood
[16:22] <FyreHyde> it's a stallone movie where he's a trucker that uses his profession as a way to transport himself from truck stop to truck stop
03[16:22] * Blues sets mode: +v Rockstar
[16:22] <FyreHyde> so that he can armwrestle people for money.
[16:23] <Rockstar> BLUES!
[16:25] <Blues> ROCKSTAR!
[16:26] <FyreHyde> FYREHYDE!
[16:26] <Blues> STEVE HOLT!
[16:26] <Rockstar> Blues won that round
[16:27] <FyreHyde> it's always about arrested development with this room
[16:28] <Blues> :D
[16:30] <FyreHyde> I mean
[16:30] <FyreHyde> I love supernatural
[16:30] <FyreHyde> but I don't mention it thirty times a day
[16:30] <TheDoctor> …
[16:30] <poinko> heh
[16:30] <poinko> dropped call
[16:30] <FyreHyde> oh darn
[16:30] <Blues> thats the first mention fyre you butthorn
[16:30] <FyreHyde> don't give me an ellipsis about that show, jebus
[16:31] <FyreHyde> don't even
[16:31] <FyreHyde> if you think it's stupid
[16:31] <FyreHyde> you either haven't watched it
[16:31] <TheDoctor> suuure you don't
[16:31] <TheDoctor> suuuuuure you don't.
[16:31] <poinko> SAMURAI JACK
[16:31] <TheDoctor> SAMURAI JACK
[16:31] <Blues> SAMURAI JACK
[16:31] <poinko> BACK TO THE PAST
06[16:31] * steak|afk flashes in primary colors
[16:31] <FyreHyde> or you don't like anything good
06[16:31] * TheDoctor is a pot. Or a lamp.
06[16:31] * Blues is a pillar
[16:32] <FyreHyde> samurai jack still sucks.
06[16:32] * TheDoctor doesn't exposition every five seconds
[16:32] <FyreHyde> i'm going to make a cartoon
[16:32] <FyreHyde> where all of the characters
[16:32] <FyreHyde> are egyptian heiroglyphs
[16:33] <FyreHyde> and they are all posed in impossible ways
[16:33] <FyreHyde> and look completely 2d
[16:33] <FyreHyde> and I'm going to make it sooooooooo autheeeeentic
[16:33] <poinko> man, that would be pretty awesome, actually
[16:33] <poinko> youd fuck it up somehow
[16:33] <poinko> but still
[16:34] <Blues> well the problem would be when you have to make a pot look like a pot
[16:34] <FyreHyde> and their eyes will always be open and staring straight at the camera.
[16:34] <FyreHyde> and everyone will go
[16:34] <FyreHyde> "ohh mann your show is so fucking brilllliant"
[16:34] <FyreHyde> "look how much it mixes egyptian shit with american shit"
[16:34] <FyreHyde> "hooray for mixed shit"
[16:35] <FyreHyde> AWARDED!!!
[16:35] <TheDoctor> …
[16:35] <TheDoctor> so basically
[16:36] <FyreHyde> "it's so original and awesome"
[16:36] <TheDoctor> you took what I told you
[16:36] <FyreHyde> "yayyyyy"
[16:36] <Blues> so how much of the show have you seen?
[16:36] <TheDoctor> which was made of valid points
[16:36] <TheDoctor> and then completely ignored all but 3 words
[16:36] <poinko> i like how everyone labels little shop of horrors as a jack nicholson movie
[16:36] <FyreHyde> i knew all that stuff you told me.
[16:36] <FyreHyde> I don't think any of those reasons made it good.
[16:36] <FyreHyde> they only made it original.
[16:36] <FyreHyde> I'm not arguing that it's original.
[16:36] <FyreHyde> I'm arguing that it isn't fucking brilliant.
[16:36] <FyreHyde> or even interesting.
[16:36] <TheDoctor> I'm arguing that you never actually watched it
[16:37] <FyreHyde> I've seen better plots on nursery mobiles.
[16:37] <TheDoctor> I was recently informed, fyre
[16:37] <TheDoctor> that you like Extreme Ghostbusters
[16:37] <TheDoctor> you aren't allowed to talk
[16:37] <FyreHyde> no
[16:37] <poinko> hey now, kylie is hot
[16:37] <FyreHyde> I offered reasons it had redeeming qualities.
03[16:37] * TheDoctor sets mode: +m
03[16:37] * TheDoctor sets mode: -v FyreHyde
[16:38] <poinko> she is, of course, the only reason to watch that show tho
[16:38] <TheDoctor> :D
[16:38] <poinko> i mean, a ghostbuster in a wheelchair?
[16:38] <poinko> seriously?
[16:38] <poinko> that wouldnt work at all
[16:39] <poinko> maybe he could be janine's assistant, but that's it
03[16:39] * TheDoctor sets mode: -m
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[16:39] <TheDoctor> …
[16:39] <poinko> hah
[16:39] <poinko> nice timing, jebus
[16:39] <TheDoctor> uh-oh
[16:39] <TheDoctor> (12:38:38 AM) FyreHyde: you know what dude
[16:39] <TheDoctor> (12:39:04 AM) FyreHyde: let your shitty kids show be your reason to be a dick to someone who has never offered any reason to dislike him
[16:39] <TheDoctor> (12:39:11 AM) FyreHyde: i'm fucking sick of this
[16:39] <TheDoctor> I should turn flashing on for #blackjackandhookers
[16:40] <Blues> he'packed up his toys and went home :(
[16:40] <TheDoctor> and his wheelchair