fyrehyde has a history on the nightgig website, but decided to move his white ass over to the dark side.
He used to be able to shoot fire from his hand and have a pumpkin hat, but now looks like a British male supermodel with a huge gay fanbase.
His latest hobbies include shameless self promotion, reading Billy Learns To Rock, failing to convince everyone how "cool" he is and operating a lucrative child pornography ring.
List of FyreHyde's notable traits:
(5:01:07 PM) FyreHyde: awesome
(5:01:09 PM) TheMaster: *BOXCAR
(5:01:09 PM) FyreHyde: sexy
(5:01:16 PM) FyreHyde: badass
(5:01:21 PM) FyreHyde: cooler than everyone
(5:01:40 PM) FyreHyde: the best dancer
(5:01:41 PM) TheMaster: *having latent homosexual attractions to TheDoctor
(5:02:07 PM) FyreHyde: champion rocket surfer
(5:02:23 PM) Randy: he likes going for rocket rides
(5:02:25 PM) TheMaster: *that's innuendo, trust me
(5:02:26 PM) FyreHyde: owner of the biggest robot
(5:02:29 PM) Randy: but then, so does levi
(5:02:44 PM) FyreHyde: guitar hero
(5:02:55 PM) FyreHyde: best tennis player
(5:03:12 PM) TheMaster: …
(5:03:15 PM) Randy: insufferable self-promoting bore
(5:03:17 PM) TheMaster: tennis is the sport of queens
(5:03:38 PM) FyreHyde: coolest-looking when wearing sunglasses
(5:03:53 PM) FyreHyde: least pudgy
(5:04:55 PM) FyreHyde: most fit candidate to be an astronaut
(5:06:08 PM) Randy: most likely to be kicked due to a spike on the annoying-meter
(5:06:49 PM) TheMaster: highest blood alcohol content during fetal stage
(5:07:05 PM) Randy: least loved as a child
(5:07:27 PM) TheMaster: largest collection of Super Metroid inspired erotic fanfiction
(5:07:44 PM) Randy: learned to cook his mom's heroin youngest
(5:08:06 PM) TheMaster: most likely to be arrested during a pantie raid
(5:08:28 PM) FyreHyde: lol
(5:08:39 PM) Randy: most likely to be found on the operational end of a glory hole
(5:08:44 PM) FyreHyde: best marksman
(5:08:46 PM) FyreHyde: owner of the most guns
(5:08:52 PM) Randy: simon's got you there
(5:08:56 PM) TheMaster: simonitro's best friend
(5:09:06 PM) Randy: *butt buddy
(5:09:14 PM) FyreHyde: most clever
(5:09:22 PM) FyreHyde: most devilishly handsome
(5:09:33 PM) Randy: *most clever of the vapid pack
(5:09:40 PM) TheMaster: most original use of a forklift during homosexual encounter
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(5:10:20 PM) FyreHyde: has had the most heterosexual intercourse
(5:10:22 PM) Randy: "for the love of god, who's got a charged propane tank?!"
(5:10:35 PM) FyreHyde: best swordsman
(5:10:45 PM) FyreHyde: best wordsmith
(5:10:47 PM) TheMaster: Most likely to be involved in a child smuggling ring
(5:11:13 PM) TheMaster: most arrest counts for sexual grooming that did not result in jailtime
(5:11:19 PM) FyreHyde: best cook
(5:11:22 PM) Randy: prolific producer of child pornography
(5:11:29 PM) Randy: *most prolific
(5:11:50 PM) FyreHyde: most humble
(5:12:01 PM) Randy: most likely to be related to aurora moon
(5:12:30 PM) Randy: *least humble
(5:12:45 PM) Randy: thinks this song is about him
(5:12:55 PM) FyreHyde: most manly
(5:13:12 PM) TheMaster: most likely to be found at the bottom of the hudson river
(5:13:14 PM) Randy: finds it hard to be humble despite not being perfect in every way
(5:13:30 PM) FyreHyde: most perfect in every way
(5:13:55 PM) FyreHyde: most likely to stalk jebus
(5:14:05 PM) FyreHyde: least annoying
(5:14:28 PM) TheMaster: most likely to wake up with another man's pubic hair caught in his teeth
(5:14:36 PM) Randy: most prolific poster in /b/
(5:15:33 PM) Randy: tennant of a home for the mentally deficient
(5:15:47 PM) FyreHyde: best taste in music, movies, and tv shows
(5:16:10 PM) FyreHyde: most likely to be a superhero
(5:16:23 PM) FyreHyde: least jealous of Fyre
(5:16:32 PM) Randy: voted most likly to become a male prostitute in his highschool yearbook
